'76-My mom and dad conceived me
'77-I was born in Cali and YES, I think it's funny that Arnie's in charge
'78-Won award for "Most Talkative Baby"
'79-Crig (My bro) was born
'80-I got my first big wheel bike
'81-Faith (my sis) was born
'82-Moved to Oregon and NO, it's not the greatest state ever
'83-Started public school
'84-Moved to Kansas and YES, there really is nothing to do there
'85-Received my first Cassette tape (Tears for Fears)
'86-Played flag football at the YMCA (I was the bomb)
'87-Had my all-time favorite teacher (Mrs. McDevitt)
'88-Parents divorced. We live with our dad
'89-I become a self absorbed punk (teenager)
'90-I start to tight roll my jeans
'91-My first kiss
'92-I become a Mustang (South sucks)
'93-I get contacts and get chicks. Dad remarries and that's cool
'94-Me and Jub almost get arrested for "eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"
'95-I graduate and like an idoit move directly back to CA to attend the pinnacle of schooling (LIFE)
'96-Am pretty sure that not many people like me at LIFE or at least that is what the Spirit told them to say to me
'97-Moved back to KS and start a string of crappy, but fun jobs.
'98-3 words "Back to LIFE"
'99-1 word "Cornerstone"
'00-Graduate with an AA from LIFE
'01-Get married to my hot wife who I stole from Stifler (true story)
'02-We buy a house with a jacuzzi in the master bath 'cuz, according to what we learned at LIFE, God wants us to have it
'03-Go to Foursquare International Convention where people seem legitimately surpised I am in "the ministry"
'04-My wife and I conceive CJ
'05-CJ is born and he is the bomb
'06-We conclude "being in the ministry" & move to Tulsa
'07-I turn 30...Wait, what?
'08-I meet Rob Bell at an In & Out in Scottsdale, AZ (It was like meeting Jesus in heaven) & I meet Billie Letts (she's an amazing person) when I move her TV
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