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About Me

Sup, i'm Will Gutzman. Because you've made it this far, i figured you'd at least be a bit interested in what i have to say. You are, aren't you? I'm quite flattered...unless you're someone who is stalking me. If that's the case, i'm not as tasty as i look and rather tough to chew; please don't eat me. Still reading? What a nosy bastard...anyway, this is a glimpse into the veritable labyrinth that is my persona: NO DRAMA, NO PROBLEMS.
I live in Stockton, but i hope to make my home back up in Idaho, where most of my family is. I'm definately a music / art / food junkie, love to cook and eat. I love my family and friends, i wouldn't know what to do without them. Unless you know me well i may seem pretty weird, but it's all in fun. I have my ups and downs, but i like to take the best from life. You only live once, as far as we know. Enough about me.

One toke? You poor fool! Wait 'till you start seeing those goddamn bats!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Unique and interesting people.

My Blog

Suspension

Choose to hang. Choose a team. Choose custom rigging plates. Choose industrial strength needles. choose big fucking black sheep hooks. Choose techni-care, GV, sterile gloves, pre-sterilized and pre-pa...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:34:00 GMT

Stole these from Cheezit.

Why you should date a wrestler: top ten reasons to date a wrestler 10.Knows how to ride.  9.Never stalls on bottom.  8.Can score from any position.  7. Knows how to work a 2 on 1. &nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:44:00 GMT

Pints Of Guinness Make You Strong

Evelyn sits by the elevator doors.It's been 37 years since James died on St. Patrick's day in 1964. She could not hold it against him.There were times there was nothing she could dobut lie in bed all ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 20:47:00 GMT

Trainspotting

Two little boys had two little toys Each had a wooden horse Gaily they played each summer's day Warriors both of course One little chap then had a mishap Broke off his horse's head Wept for his toy th...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:27:00 GMT

The Thermodynamics of Hell

The thermodynamics of HellThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washingtonchemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that theprofessor shared it with collea...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:22:00 GMT

V

VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacan...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:05:00 GMT