Chumbles VonGrit profile picture

Chumbles VonGrit

About Me

I wish people who pretended to be intellectuals would drown instantaneously.

Just because you're in a shitty indie/scene/hxc band doesn't mean you're artsy. So, Fuck off.

Just because you THINK you understood Donnie Darko, doesn't mean you're a film aficionado.

Just because you know the word doesn't mean you can use it properly.

I live my life by what sharkXpunch says.

Get fucked.. And not in the literal sense.

..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can rekindle my faith in the fact that good people exist.Someone who says please and thank you and is also coincidentally a stranger.

My Blog

Its been a while.. But Im way too bored.

I really don’t plan on giving you something profound or well written. Free of typographical errors and with perfect grammar. There isn’t going to be a lot of anything in this blog, aside f...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:39:00 GMT

Self-inflicted abuse in the form of factory labor.

Imagine this situation for just a moment, perhaps let it really soak in as to what you'd do. You're growing up but you have absolutely no idea what to do with yourself. College seems like a good idea ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:45:00 GMT

Liars, Cheaters, Snakes and Whores.

When we wake up it has always seemed that a rush of intense things begin happening. We absorb our first bits and pieces of information and satisfy cravings we have deep in our stomach, removing hunger...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:30:00 GMT

lawlerskaters.

So.. I decided that since I rarely ever type out anything worth reading, I should probably get off my ass and go ahead and give you something to use to enlighten your mind with my ramblings.That sound...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:17:00 GMT

It's hard to believe Helloween passes for a band.

Really. It is. It's impossible.More importantly. I hate Target.I hate that they've scheduled me twice in a four day period to cashier.I hate that they promised me more hours in electronics... And some...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 14:28:00 GMT

Theoretically speaking..

YOU'RE A FURRY!I have so much shit going on all the time, It's... I have nothing going on at all..Lonely.Scared.There's fire.In.My.MOTHER FUCKING PANTS!Max is going to kill me.Lazer Pet Toy.Sun Chips....
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 21:48:00 GMT

Mr. 200.

I was Max's 200th commenter. I got a trophy full of mondo. It was red, Red makes the roof of my mouth itch. Fuck. You're a bunch of furries.
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:04:00 GMT

Saul Williams

Saul Williams. Badass. CD is great.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 15:21:00 GMT

Oooh!

Grr... Argh.... I hate journals and what not.. Henceforth why I rarely give you an update of my life. You're not worth it.. I don't feel the need to tell you anything.. ♥♥♥? No.
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 16:05:00 GMT

Blogs are totally cocksuckingly lame

Gathering in two days. Minute Maid Light, Guava Citrus. Amazing. Woo. FUCK YOU YOU FUCK!
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT