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Horton Hears Revenge

About Me



in love with silence yet afraid of the laundry room.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who smell like dessert, who collect potato chips that resemble celebrities and who can answer, right now: the square root of nine times the square root of forty-nine.

My Blog

My Month in Media Jan '07

Annuals, Be Here Me Stars of Track and Field, Centuries Before Love and War The Shins, Wincing the Night Away Trailer Park Boys, The Festival, Beerfest, Upright Citizens Brigade Michael Ondaatje, Th...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:11:00 GMT

5 Things White People Should Never Say (as inspired by the Hollywood Xmas Parade)

1. "You guys, prepare to get served!" 2. "Heyyyy!" 3. "You'd better go and ask somebody!" 4. "I think that was my first drumline; I've never seen one before. How neat!" 5. "Pimp my" anything.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 14:28:00 GMT

My Month in Media, Nov. '06 (delayed)

The Album Leaf - everything he's recorded Will Oldham - everything he's recorded Mark Kozelek - ditto Eric Bachmann - tritto Velocity Girl - Simpatico Guided by Voices - Bee Thousand The Unit, Da Ali...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:41:00 GMT

IF EVER YOU SHOULD READ A BOOK AGAIN...

...reach for no other book in perpetual existence, either written or yet to be written, than Mark Z. Danielewski's debut novel, HOUSE OF LEAVES. Anything you think you know about reading, writing, nar...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 23:34:00 GMT

THE TODAY SHOW MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF

...just watch it, once, and you'll see what i'm talking about...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:41:00 GMT

MY MONTH IN MEDIA, OCT. '06

The Crane Wife - The Decemberists Boys and Girls in America - The Hold Steady Okonokos - My Morning Jacket Bug - Dinosaur Jr. Amber Headlights - Greg Dulli The Night Buffalo by Guillermo Arriaga, Dev...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 17:10:00 GMT

WHY CAN'T I JUST WATCH THE FUCKING WORLD SERIES?

It's bad enough they got the revolving banner ad thing behind home plate, the one blatantly aimed at television viewers, but I can't get through a single damn game without being subjected to two pop s...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 19:05:00 GMT

THE PIG: GREATEST OF ALL GOD'S CREATURES

I've thought long and hard about this, scoured land, sea and air searching for what I determine to be the pinnacle of creation, the perfect animal. Kind of like a zoological "Endless Summer" that no o...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 18:13:00 GMT

YET ANOTHER SIGN HUMANS WILL NOT SEE THE NEXT CENTURY

So I met this kid, one of these typical Portland kids, 19, baggy and tattered black everything, sitting outside the 7-11 one night trying to get someone to buy him a 40 of Pabst. I didn't, of course, ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:20:00 GMT

10 BEST VACATION VIDEOS EVER

So, in Portland the winter has settled, the grey skies and perpetual rain, the interminable purgatory that is this time of year in the Northwest. Makes me think of Southern summers, of days on the bea...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:30:00 GMT