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ShayBird

i could have just legally killed you!!

About Me

i work as a bartender near downtown fort worth. i get violated by old perverts all day so i'm also a big bitch

My Interests

money, reading, movies, writing, drinking and sleeping

I'd like to meet:

nobody

Music:

I like all different types of music. system of a down, tenacious d, brand new, sia, coldplay, taking back sunday, type o negtive, third eye blind, the killers, jewel, pantara , cky, fall out boy, my chemical romance, and i love house music too

Movies:

I love all movies. my favorite movies are eulogy, love and sex, house of sand and fog, garden state, shaun of the dead, memento, requiem for a dream, frailty, imitation of life, kung pow, whatever happened to baby jane, gypsy, stir of echos, the ring, traffic, lovely and amazing, saved, nothing to lose, magnolia and a new fabulous movie, superbad. if you have not seen all of these then you are missing out on some good shit!!

Television:

my favorite shows are the closer, army wives, the riches, robot chicken, nip/tuck,six feet under, grey's anatomy, Jeopardy, Sopranos, Family Guy, and aqua teen hunger force

Books:

She's come undone, who you know, bridget jones's diary, the devil wears prada, and i hope they serve beer in hell

Heroes:

Myself
You Are 78% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

My Blog

i am a moron

so, i have not written a blog in along time.  there's actually alot to tell.  my brother ryan lives in texas now but in july he came just to visit and things got a little out of hand.  ...
Posted by ShayBird on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

Loaf-pinching and good times

Wow, I haven't written a blog in a really long time.  Life is good.  I got a new apartment, a new car, and a new kittie.  My cars name is Gert and my kittie is Tyler...he's tiny an...
Posted by ShayBird on Mon, 08 May 2006 10:56:00 PST

"friends"

this is to all of you people who try to see who their real friends are.....i am not your real friend so fucking delete me.  I don't give a fuck!   thank you for your time...
Posted by ShayBird on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:23:00 PST

stinky pits and a crazy lesbian

It's been awhile since i've written one of these.  I've been really busy.......drinking beer takes up alot of my time!  i can't help it......it tastes so good.  I have done other things...
Posted by ShayBird on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 03:07:00 PST

late nights and threesomes........

I have had a pretty interesting week.  But it's been a blast.  I went out Thursday with my mom.  We went to her old people bars, but it was fun. She says she likes to "show me off" to a...
Posted by ShayBird on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:41:00 PST

looking for a new liver

haha.....Katies in a bad mood and i'm in a great one. It's funny how that works out.  So the night before I left Beverly Hills,  I decided to stay up until I had to go to the airport at 10 a...
Posted by ShayBird on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:14:00 PST

see ya bitches

This is my last blog from Beverly Hills.  Me and Katie decided to start battle of the blogs.  We will each post a new blog every week, then we will compare to see who has had the most i...
Posted by ShayBird on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 11:21:00 PST

It's a little fuzzy

Wow, the last few days have been fucking nuts.  Katies friend Justin came in town for a while and he's a big lush just like me and Katie.  So the night starts off with Justin coming over wit...
Posted by ShayBird on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tastey Adult Beverages

So, I've been drinking alot of beer lately.  But I always want more.  It tastes so yummy.  I would love to drink beer every day, and sometimes I do just that.  And I can drink a lo...
Posted by ShayBird on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST