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desiree with the wine

A little drinkin, smokin, straight west coastin.

About Me

I am a prostitute that prefers payment in the form of sluurrrpeee!!!

My Interests

3 L's (laughter, leprechauns and lemings), 420, books, cartoons, celebrities, disney, fashion, handbags, indian food, magazines, movies, music, myspace, netflix, noggin, poker, reality tv, shopping, SLURPEES, television, writing

I'd like to meet:

Nicole Richie and these guys

Music:

I pretty much like everything. Aaliyah, Abba, The Adicts, Tori Amos, Amerie, Annie, FIONA APPLE, Mickey Avalon, BAD RELIGION, Erykah Badu, Josephine Baker, Beck, Bif Naked, BJORK, DAVID BOWIE, Brandy, Toni Braxton, Jon Brion, THE CARPENTERS, CHER, Nat King Cole, Deborah Cox, Cream, Dangerous Muse, DANITY KANE, Dirty Sanchez, Doris Day, THE DECEMBERISTS, Deep Purple, Depeche Mode, Celine Dion, The Distillers, The Ditty Bops, THE DIXIE CHICKS, THE DONNAS, THE DRESDEN DOLLS, Sara Evans, The Faint, FISCHERSPOONER, Frou Frou, The Fugees, NELLY FURTADO, Garbage, GOLDFRAPP, Green Day, The Guess Who, PJ Harvey, IMOGEN HEAP, Lauryn Hill, Hole, Billie Holliday, Incubus, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson, Jem, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, ELTON JOHN, Juliette and the Licks, KELIS, Kings of Convenience, Ladytron, Avril Lavigne, Le Tigre, THE LUNACHICKS, MADONNA, NELLIE MCKAY, M.I.A., RHETT MILLER, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dannii Minogue, Kylie Minogue, MISS KITTIN, Monica, Mandy Moore, ALANIS MORISSETTE, Mos Def, The Mosquitos, Roisin Murphy, Mya, Neutral Milk Hotel, No Doubt, NOFX, PEACHES, Edith Piaf, Polyphonic Spree, Corinne Bailey Rae, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Redd Kross, RES, The Rezillos, Rilo Kiley, Seal, Shakira, Frank Sinatra, SLEATER-KINNEY, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, TAMIA, THEO AND THE SKYSCRAPERS, Robin Thicke, Tiger Army, TLC, Toy Dolls, JILL TRACY, SARAH VAUGHAN, Veruca Salt, RUFUS WAINWRIGHT

Movies:


John Waters - Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Hairspray, Cry-Baby, Serial Mom, Pecker; A Dirty Shame
Todd Haynes - Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story; Poison, Dottie Gets Spanked, Safe, Far From Heaven
Nicole Holofcener - Walking and Talking; Lovely and Amazing; Friends with Money
Todd Solondz - Welcome to the Dollhouse; Happiness; Storytelling; Palindromes
Pedro Almodovar - Talk to Her; Bad Education
All About Eve; All the Real Girls; Almost Famous; Anchorman; Best in Show; The Best Years of Our Lives; Better Off Dead; The Birdcage; Clueless; The Color Purple; Cruel Intentions; Dancer in the Dark; Death Becomes Her; Dick; Dog Day Afternoon; The Doom Generation; Drop Dead Gorgeous; The First Wives Club; Funny Girl; Funny Face; Get Over It; Girl; Hair; Hard Candy; Hedwig and the Angry Inch; The Hours; Mean Girls; Moulin Rouge; Not Another Teen Movie; Notes on a Scandal; On Moonlight Bay; The Pajama Game; Pillow Talk; Playing by Heart; Pleasantville; Raising Victor Vargas; Roger Dodger; Sarah Silverman's Jesus Is Magic; Scream; The Shape of Things; She's the Man; The Station Agent; The Stepford Wives (1975); Wide Awake; Wit; Young Frankenstein

Television:

30 Rock, Ally McBeal, America's Next Top Model, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Best Years, Beyond the Break, Big Love, Big Shots, Brothers and Sisters, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, Clone High, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daria, Dawson's Creek, Dead Like Me, DEGRASSI, DEXTER, Dirt, Even Stevens, Fat Actress, Felicity, FreakyLinks, Friends, Gilmore Girls, Greg the Bunny, THE GOLDEN GIRLS, GROSSE POINTE, Growing Pains, Hannah Montana, HEROES, How I Met Your Mother, Instant Star, Joan of Arcadia, Judging Amy, Kept, King of the Hill, The L Word, Laguna Beach, Law & Order: CI; LAW & ORDER: SVU; Life on a Stick, Lovespring International, MAKING THE BAND 3, MTV's Miss Seventeen, My Name Is Earl, My So-Called Life, Nip/Tuck, The Office (US), Party of Five, Popular, The Practice, Private Practice, Project Runway, Radio Free Roscoe, Real World, Ren and Stimpy, Reno 911, Salute Your Shorts, Scrubs, SEX AND THE CITY, She Spies, THE SIMPLE LIFE, The Simpsons, SOUTH OF NOWHERE, SOUTH PARK, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's So Raven, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Twin Peaks, Ugly Betty, UNDRESSED, WEEDS, What I Like About You, WILL and GRACE, Young Americans, Zoe... (also known as Zoe, Duncan, Jack and Jane)

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, The Devil Wears Prada, Disco Bloodbath, Girl Interrupted, The Harry Potter books, The Hours, Little Women, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The Virgin Suicides, WHITE OLEANDER

Heroes:

John Waters (that man is just pure brilliance and I love him), Nicole Richie, Sarah Silverman, Josephine Baker, Doris Day, my bunny Dirty Dancing, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker or any other three named actress with the first name Sarah, Montgomery Moose (he saves lives and he's Canadian and a moose...killer combo) and last but not least Steve from Blues Clues

My Blog

I guess wine is like my husband that I will never divorce.

Umm so I'm writing a blog because Camille told me. Hmm...I don't really have anything to say. I'm in Oklahoma. There's lots of white people with mullets here. I have seen a few cute guys though, and t...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:39:00 PST

Scariest dream ever

Ok I have to write about the freaky dream I had last night. Ok it started off with me lying in my bed. The time in my dream was morning, and I was dreading having to go to work. I remember just lying ...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:00:00 PST

I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.

Oooh a blog. So I have decided today that I will no longer smoke the cancer sticks. Today I had a major cough attack, and I got really paranoid and swore that I was dying of lung cancer. It's going to...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:15:00 PST

All work and no play makes Desiree a dull girl.

So I went temporarily insane today at work, and this is what I wrote. And despite what you may believe, I was completely sober.All work and no play makes Desiree an alcoholic.All work and no play make...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

Boobs...Vagina...Fuck you!

Wow I haven't posted a blog in ages. It's because I write at like 3 other places now. Sorry guys. No myspace at my job, so I have to write somewhere. So last night was so insane. I hung out with Britt...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST

You think your shit doesn't stink? Well it does! It has a stench...and it lingers!

So last week I was stressing out because I had this really big exam in my cinema class, and I only studied for about 5 hours before the test. After taking the test, I thought I would probably get a hi...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

Yay! I'm not a complete idiot!

So I had English today, and my teacher handed back our Frederick Douglass papers. As she was talking about them, I got more and more nervous. She made it sound like we all failed miserably. Luckily, w...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:43:00 PST

It's tv time.

Ok so now every show that I wanted to see has officially premiered and been watched. Well, I haven't watched Ugly Betty yet, but I'm sure it's really good judging from all the reviews I've read. Ok so...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

All I have to do is dream

Do you ever daydream so often that, for just a moment, the lines get a little blurry between reality and fiction? That happens to me constantly. I daydream all day long until I go to sleep at night, a...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:56:00 PST

The proof is in the pudding.

What the hell does that mean anway? The proof is in the pudding? WTF? Two people said that today. I wanted to slap them in the face...with pudding. Anyways, I find it strange that people I barely know...
Posted by desiree with the wine on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST