A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery
About Me
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I'm a mixed breed American with mental health issues. I don't want to harm anyone but I do want to spread my madness like a plague. Sometimes I like to GQ it but a nice pair of Chuck Taylors with jeans and a retard T-shirt is more me. Nike Air Max running shoes are the most comfortable shoes ever made. I love Mexican food after a long night of drinking. Captain and 7up and then some Coronas keeps me balanced. I love Latinas, I think because my Mommy is Mexican. I have a Filipino friend who is crazy and some white friends but most of the time I kick it with Beaners. I work 70 hours a week and can get pretty grumpy. Energy drinks power me thru a day. Some people think I look Jewish but I don't have any Jewish blood that I know of. I'm rather hairy for a human and act like a caveman. Older woman like me but I'm not down. People who wear vecro shoes are crazy. Some people think I'm a nice guy and some think I have a attitude problem. I think I'm to cool for school. School days, school days, the wheels on the bus go round and round. House music can make me violent and so can Mcchicken sandwiches. Naturally curly hair is sexy and so are brown eyes. There is hair on my butt. I'm getting paid right now. I like to make fun of people and that include myself. Dancing isn't really my thing but I will grind on a female. I never get enough sleep. Dog buscuits look tasty but they are not. Text messaging is the coolest. Boxing is my favorite sport but I also love college football. Derek Jeter has slept with some of the finest women on earth. I have slept with the bottom of society before. I guess me and him are a little different. I motivate others by getting underneath their skin. I eat an average of 12 oranges a week. I once had to poop in a yurinal. The crodile hunter people waiste a lot of time. Before I die I want to take my laptop to Starbucks and sit there for 3 hours. I deal with health insurance all day long then I go throw junk into boxes. I try to explain how one should live their life to idiots I work with. I should be a politician and make everything right. I'm a tasty piece of man candy. I,I,I,I,I,I like to start with I because I'm the man.
My Interests
Aging
I'd like to meet:
A woman to make babies with
Music:
Whatever fits my mood
Movies:
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Television:
Sports
Books:
The Bible is a good read
Heroes:
MYSELF
My Blog
My Part Time Job at OTC
I work part time at the Oriental Trading company and it has the scariest group of employees in Omaha. The good news of the week is that Lance Peterson went to the dentist. Lance only has one whole too... Posted by BEANTRASH on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:00:00 PST