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B-DAY SEPT 21st... damn im gettin old..

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.. remember when someone annoys you it takes 42 m

About Me

REAL BITCHES DON'T CHASE NIGGAS THEY REPLACE NIGGAS, WE STAY FIRING AND REHIRING. PRETTY GURLS TURN HEADS, BUT AS FOR US WE BREAK NECKS! BITCHES HATE US AND THEY RATE US, SIMPLY CAUSE THEY AIN'T US. FUCK THEM HOES CUZ REAL BITCHES DON'T STUNT ON THEY OWN. YO HOMIE IS SOMEONE U CAN ALWAYS CALL ON TO GET YOU OUT OF JAIL, BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL BE SITTIN ON THE SIDE OF YOU SAYIN: DAMN WE FUCKED UP!!!
TELL HATIN HOES DIS:
GOT A PROBLEM: SOLVE IT
THINK I'M TRIPPIN: TIE MY SHOES
CAN'T STAND ME: SIT DOWN
CAN'T FACE ME: TURN AROUND
IF A BITCH COME UP TO YOU TALKIN BOUT SOME SHIT SHE DONE HEARD TELL THAT HOE TO STICK A DICK IN HA EAR AND FUCK WHAT SHE HEARD
I'm tha down to earth, ride-or-die, but if u fuck wit me im kickin ya ass type chick, some ppl think ima bitch but really im jus lookin out for me so fuck the haters, Love to ma twin KIWI, ma uncles WES an BILL, ma lil bro JONATHAN, ma fam in general i love yall cuz without yall im nuttin.. on the real tho ma name is Tiffany, reppin that mixed heritage an livin life the onli way i kno how, without regrets.. Reppin tha BHood Ya digg.. It's a Movement
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tiffany Callion
Birthday: September 21, 1988
Birthplace: Stamford CT
Current Location: B-more MD
Eye Color: You tell me
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'1 an damn proud
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Let's jus say i'm mixed lol
The Shoes You Wore Today: Forces
Your Weakness: Nonya buisness
Your Fears: I don't have any
Your Perfect Pizza: HAS PINEAPPLE!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lol do my homework
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Give me one good reason to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: lmao that's funny
Your Most Missed Memory: Livin with my whole family in one house
Pepsi or Coke: Neither...it's all bout sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither...i kno the truth about the food...scary stuff
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ew
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew
Do you Smoke: used to
Do you Swear: Fuck yea
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice a day
Have you Been in Love: yea
Do you want to go to College: already in college
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: yessir
Do you get Motion Sickness: hell no
Do you think you are Attractive: i have my good days
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Beautiful things
Do you play an Instrument: I wish
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yessir
In the past month have you Smoked: yessir
In the past month have you been on :
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yerp
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i wish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: never in my life
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lol no but i want to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nah
Ever been Drunk: who hasn't
Ever been called a Tease: nah jus a flirt
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Fighting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Message Therapist
What country would you most like to Visit: Pueto Rico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Don't care
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Bigger than me lol
Best Clothing Style: Whatever looks good
Number of I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I dont regret

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I'd like to meet:

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady make note of this:
One of you is lying.
- - - -Dorothy Parker "Unfortunate Coincidence"
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I love the way you hold me
I love the way we touch,
I love the way you look at me When im wet an bout to bust,
I love the way u make me moan
When you kiss me an when we fuck ,
I love the way you kno my spots
And how you kno i like it rough,
I love the way you pull my hair
And spank me with every thrust,
How you're not confined to the bed
I love how you use the wall,
But you know what it is about you that i love most of all,
How i don't love you at all

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