Corpse Phobia |
Life (and death) can be extremely difficult for a corpse, and research has shown that the average corpse suffers from a wide variety of phobias, which we will attempt to explain in this article. Post...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:03:00 GMT |
Cranium Coolers |
Ingredients:
1 Medium Head
Juice from Medium Head (1)
1/2 Gallon Old Bay Rum
3 Pints Enbalming Syrup
2 Tbsp. Eye Whites - Beaten
2 Asprin
Juice of Lymph Gland (1)
First you'll need a good cranium...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 15:46:00 GMT |
Strange Facts |
Because of our modern diet of food preservatives, undertakers have been noticing that dead people do not deteriorate as fast as they once did.
Last year 81 million Americans got sick from food poison...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 15:43:00 GMT |
Twisted Tales V1.0 |
Everything was rather quiet in the hundred acre wood. The trees whispered to each other as the wind rustled their leaves. Under a large oak tree, there lived Pooh bear. From inside Pooh's house, there...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:14:00 GMT |
Plan 9 From Outer Space |
I have heard many comments on the subject of this film...Many in favor and many others calling it the worst film ever created. At the time I aggree'd with them. I thought it was ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 13:36:00 GMT |
Vampyres |
But first, on earth as vampyre sent,Thy corpse shall from its tomb be rent:Then ghastly haunt they native place,And suck the blood of all thy race;There from they daughter, sister, wife,At midnight dr...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:46:00 GMT |
