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Gonridn

ONLY THOSE WHO WILL RISK GOING TOO FAR CAN POSSIBLY FIND OUT HOW FAR ONE CAN GO

About Me

I'm a mean machine, been drinkin' gasoline...and honey you can make my motor run!In a past life I was a crazy f'n guitar player with a need for speed...fast cars, fast women & fast music. Now I spend my time playin' Dad to a 17 year old boy and two girls ages 11 & 7. I've got more faces to feed than an Oakland food bank...3 kids...my beautiful wife...6 horses...3 cats & a Labradork Retriever. I used to peddle race car parts to Nextel Cup and Busch race teams to pay for all the hay but went to horsshoeing school last summer. Now i play kickstand for 1200 pound animals.When I am not skiing or riding some other kind of shred stick, I spend a good portion of my free time dragging the kid's asses all over the state for junior and High School rodeo. I guess what appeals to me most is the circus atmosphere....Roll into town, party, kick ass, then get the hell gone before they figure out your name! It's a whole bunch like touring except without the pussy and drugs....I know, I know what's f'n the point? Here, play with my blue balls...

My Interests

Sex...Fast Cars...Sex...Fast Women...Sex...Fast Guitars...Sex...Fast Horses...Sex...Skiing Skating & Surfing....Did I mention Sex?

..My favorite sport is cow tipping....OK so it's not a f'n sport...Just roll with it!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:



I kinda like Black Sabbath...Aerosmith...Black Sabbath...Judas Priest...Black Sabbath...Slash's Snakepit...Black Sabbath...Rage Against the F'n Machine... Black Sabbath...Method of Mayhem...Black Sabbath...Deep Purple...Black Sabbath...Hendrix...Black Sabbath...System of a Down...Black Sabbath...Lynyrd Skynyrd...Black Sabbath...Nazareth...Black Sabbath...Led Zeppelin...Black Sabbath...Iron Maiden...Black Sabbath...Rush...Black Sabbath...AC/DC...Black Sabbath...Pink Floyd...Black Sabbath...Rez Band...Black Sabbath...Nugent...Black Sabbath...Metallica...Black Sabbath...Dream Theater...Black Sabbath...Stevie Ray Vaughn...Black Sabbath...Montrose...Black Sabbath...ZZ Top...Black Sabbath...Robert Johnson...Black Sabbath...Steely Dan... Black Sabbath...Dixie Dregs...and of course Ozzy!

Movies:

Porn counts right? I mean, even if the acting is marginal the love scenes rock!

Television:

I've got a really big one...TV that is...bull riding and X-games 24-7 would be fine with me, but there's usually 128 channels of shit on! Hmmmm....Scrubs, Married With Children, Two and a half men, Wife swap, Addams family and of course Mr. Ed!

Books:

I read one once....does porn count?

Heroes:

Mister Ed..


My Blog

It's not what U've got...It's what U give!

  Greed is a motherfucker...sometimes you lose it all just to get a little bit more... How many times in my life do I have to watch a brother, sister, son or daughter crash and burn bec...
Posted by Gonridn on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:59:00 PST

Keeping up with the Joneses....

I'll gladly pay you Friday For all of it todayHad it all in the palm of my handBut it musta blown awayMister spare a quarterDrop it in my armCan't buy what I desireWith your Platinum cardCan...
Posted by Gonridn on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 02:18:00 PST