Member Since: 8/8/2006
Band Members: Fabio Von Fake- Shouting, Guitar , Harmonica, Trombone, Violin, XBox 360 food guru yoga instructor avid train spotter and base jumper
Fabio (the founding member) is an ex pornstar who started his adult career as a janitor in Hugh Hefner's Mansion. After visits from many famous rock and roll stars, Fabio discovered his love for guitars . So he started a band. Between gigs (and sometimes during), Fabio looks after the sick, needy and elderly in the asylum known as 'Rockers' known for his endless charity work about which he will never mention fabio tours the world with the band playing for every good cause that comes knockin offstage he is an extremely shy man even though he stands well over 7 feet tall will do anything for mussels in black bean sauce
Uncle Fester Fake- bass/vocals french horn maracas and scientific guinie pig
Stolen from a mortury in Transilvania, Uncle Fester was brought back to life by attaching jump leads to his ears. He is very short for his height. Still unable to walk in daylight, Uncle Fester takes refuge at Carstairs during the day, only to come out at night he has native american indian ancestary hence his given name nrajomasteringpoka which roughly translates as dances with young men an expert at all musical instruments except bass guitar he can swing a cat in a very small space and breathes through his ears
Norster Fake-drums flute banjo bmx king world record holder at ear wriggling
Norster was kidnapped from a blue-coat holiday camp in New Orleans. He was the world champion Shadow Puppeteer. He showed us how he could peel a banana inside his pocket (or so we thought). He is the oldest member of the fakes at a whopping 467 years old, but he drinks from the fountain of youth every full moon. Uncle Fester has been trying to find this fountain but Norster refuses to give up his secret has a twin brother but they are never seen together he will only bathe in camel milk on a full moon which is almost impossible but fester always drinks it after him so its never wasted he can turn his head 359 degrees
T
N
Influences: PUNK POP ROCK METAL COUNTRY BLUES HAMMER HORROR FILMS EATING
Sounds Like: FINGERNAILS DOWN A BLACKBOARD BUT LOUDER AND FASTER
Record Label: SMN VIRGIN
Type of Label: Major