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About Me

Man, too many websites and journal places online. Hell, I'm even on listed on one of those dirty website journal places. That was fun, tryin to come up with sexy stuff to say and still come off sounding like a somewhat normal human being. So look, just ask me. I'll come up with somethin interesting then. But right now, this talkin to myself stuff, I mean, I already know me...Linkin Park-Pts. Of .Athrty

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You Are Creepy
Serial killers would run away from you in a flash. How Scary Are You?
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test
Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Fabiano Nanini What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Private Dick What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!
Come on, he doesn't wear pants! And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin What Gay Childhood Icon Are You?

My Interests

Are you people ever satisfied? Always with mroe questions. Ok, well i like this and that. Movies, clubs, drinkin...parties..after parties...after after parties if ya know what i mean (usually just me and 1 other person..or hopefully two. Don't know if i can handle more than two yet but..this is a pretty long comment for parenthases)

I'd like to meet:

Oh uh...i like females mostly. Oh, was I suppose to be more specific? Um...nice...funny...that real funny though, not just laugh at his corny jokes funny. Like make me laugh too. But if you're not funny, that's ok. I'm not picky. I do prefer if you have hair though. Not so much the facial kind. Man, now that's some old school right thizere. This is the new Rat Pack. Ocean's 112.

Music:

Usual response. All except country. Unless you're a hot chick who likes country and happens to read this. In that case..then yes. Love country. Selling out rules.
And of course the pimp Rick James gets massive props. One love, RIP big homie.And you too O.D.B., Ol' Dirty Bastard, Osiris, Sirus, Bo-Birus. Banana Fanna Fo Firus. Shim Shimmy Ya, Shimmy Yo, Shimmy Yay. Everybody say Wu-Tang.

Movies:

The movies I like are movies that I look at like "ya know, that would be so trippy to watch if i were on some.../took some.../smokin some.../drunk", or if they remind me of being on some.../taking some.../smokin some.../or bein drunk. Ooh, and porn too.

Television:

Purty much the same deal as my movie interests. Big comedy fan. Only reality show I like is the Real World/Road rules and all that offspring of that marriage. I spend a lotta time on comedy central. And the cartoon channel. And tech tv. Cause I'm f*ckin immature. Deal.

Books:

Science fiction. ORSON MOTHER F*CKIN SCOT CARD. Just finished xenocide. Damn, I am a nerd. But I'm swole and black so f*ck it.

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy is up there. Peter North. Shawn Michaels. Rod Steele. Mark Davis. Wesley Pipes...the list goes on and on.

My Blog

Dim lights, small city.

This blog is brought to you courtesy of a conversation between me and my best friend in the world MC. It is also brought to you by the letters T and A and the number 69. Ya know, most of u...
Posted by Ugly on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 06:41:00 PST

For all the sub-par people

You know the worst part about putting your all into a relationship that does not work out? The massive depletion of energy. I mean, here we are, my dear friends, older, more mature. ...
Posted by Ugly on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:54:00 PST

Nah, I didn’t get the hint.

As many of you all know, I am far from a player. I tend to keep up this facade because the confidence masks the truth. But here it is basically. I don't have a lot of women knockin down my...
Posted by Ugly on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 04:19:00 PST

time to flip the script a lil' bit

There comes a time in some relationships when no matter how sincere the attempt to reconcile the differences or how strong the wish to recreate a part of the past once shared, the struggle becomes so ...
Posted by Ugly on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

Losing it and Finding Yourself

So, finally, after all these years of avoiding it, I got around to watching a Tyler Perry play on DVD. I don't usually feel these sorta theatrical performances because they tend to have all the same ...
Posted by Ugly on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:03:00 PST

Laugh, and the Whole World Laughs With you. Cry, and I'll Give You Something to Cry About.

Hey, hey, look at me. Seriously, pay attention, because I am only gonna say this once. You have a great sense of humor. I know you do, because you laugh at the same material I laugh at, an...
Posted by Ugly on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

Led astray.

When I mention my favorite movie of all time, my tendancy is to say "Equilibrium" because it is a semi recent movie that I believe is well done, original, captivating, and tends to fly a bit under the...
Posted by Ugly on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

Black Passion.

"Color of the Cross" Shunned For It's Hard Bible Truths About G.O.D. (Good Old Deception) Written by Darwin Campbell African-American News & Issues Dallas/Fort Worth, Texas So, what if Jesu...
Posted by Ugly on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

For all my dogs keepin yall in health...

So, here's an explanation of the wonderful scoundrels and scallywags that make up my top 24. 24. Nina This is no indication of how much I like ya. But I'd like you better if I still had those co...
Posted by Ugly on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:56:00 PST

The elephants srike back

This is the nerdiest post of all time. Be forwarned Star Wars Episode Three. Are you still with me? Cause you can leave now if you want to. Still here? You're brave.&nbs...
Posted by Ugly on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:33:00 PST