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DIANE

The funny lady!

About Me

I own and waitress at a restaurant called Jordan's in Uniontown, Ohio. I have two kids, Andee and Hannah, who I adore more than anything. Mark is my handsome husband. I drive a mini-van and if you want to buy me a new car, I would be more than willing to let you! I have a sarcastic and witty sense of humor that a lot of people can't stay away from; they love it!

My Interests

Reading the newspaper
Bargain Shopping
Yard Sales
Sleep
Whippin' Andee's butt into shape

I'd like to meet:

The people that I know!

Music:

Beach Boys
James Taylor
Elton John
Journey
Garth Brooks
The "My Humps" Song
"I'm in Love With a Stripper" Song

Movies:

i fall asleep during every movie i watch.

Television:

jerry springer
oprah
roseanne
baby shows
wedding shows

Books:

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Heroes:

My Children