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Machete

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About Me

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I'm hardcore into: horror movies, serial killers, ghost hunting and ouija boards. I'm a fucking dyke dyke! Pro Straight Basher at your service! I also love sexy gay boys! And one thing I really enjoy doing is talking about my huge penis that doesnt exist, but if it did Watch OUT!
P.S. I am taking over the world mwhahaa!

My Interests

Drumming. Collecting Horror Magazines. Ghost Hunting. Collecting Horror Movie Toys. Ouija Boarding ...its a new sport! Spending time with my partner. I travel as much as possible in the summertime. And I'm madly in love with Heather Langenkamp and Jane Seymour haha

I'd like to meet:

Insane Crazy Bastards! Horror Freaks! I live with my Domestic Partner/Wifey and our 3 dogs in San Francisco, CA. My life is amazing! I am doing everything that I have ever wanted to do. I am a very fortunate to have such a good partner and such amazing friends :)


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Music:

Almost everything and anything. www.queercontrol.com. A few favs are Tribe 8, the haggard, sleater kinney, team dresch, regina spektor, paige, snap-her, thedeadbetties, oi-gays, the need, pariah piranha, 8 inch betsy, fruit punch,tough tough skin,morrissey etc.. Motha fucking Alanis, and I'm a sucker for the oldies station.

Movies:

Hard Candy,Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1978, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Nightmare on elm steet series. Evil dead series. Dead Alive. Dawn of the Dead. Day of the Dead. Night of the Living Dead. Land of the Dead. SAW. Underworld. The Gate. Carrie. Christine. IT. Halloween 1 and 2. Hellraiser. House of 1000 corpses. Devils Rejects. Creepshow. Pet Semetary. Return of the Living Dead 1 and 2. too many to name. But I also love family/Goo movies ode to Beaches and The Notebook haha I know random random.

Television:

24. How I Met Your Mother. Viva la bam. the dead zone. Ghost Hunters. Dexter. Reality Shows. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. L word. Queer as Folk. Quantem Leap. Bones. Supernatural.

Books:

How To Run A Marathon

Heroes:

My Mother cuz shes fucking awesome as hell. The J-Man.....my personal lord and Savior Oww Oww! Also the sexy Anti Christ! Below is my handsome boy Otis being handsome.

My Blog

Training Week 3 Day 2

Dear Blog,Today is Week 3 Day 2 of my pre-training to train for my marathon. I actually been doing pretty good considering I never ran before. I'm a lil sore, but thats expected, I feel good that I'm ...
Posted by Machete on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:31:00 PST

Re-location Station

We are relocating to San Francisco.This is our last month in Corona, CA. I'd like to thank JESUS for all the good times we had here and for giving us the opportunity to better both our lives financial...
Posted by Machete on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:36:00 PST

Halloween Party 2006

Oh man it was so much freakin fun fun!!So of course Claudette was a shit talker about beating us this year cuz of course we beat her last year. But we knew we had it in the bag.Yummy yummy food/ Beer/...
Posted by Machete on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST

R.I.P. Honda

Honda Accord1996-2006 Well my honda that was officially given to me by loving parents about 8 months ago took a shit all over me and died about 2 weeks ago now. I have been mourning the loss and drivi...
Posted by Machete on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:08:00 PST