I am shy but very spontaneous. I dont care what people think but love to hear what they have to say. Im good at a lot of things but I am lazy and unmotivated. I dont like some of the things I do but I dont have regrets and I dont have self esteem issues like everyone else. Im chubby and cute and I like it and so will you. I care more about people than I should. I make friends with everyone I can. I am judgemental but understanding. I am slow to anger. I laugh at ridiculous things. I hate contrived people and contrived lives. I hate to work. I talk some mean shit. My dad is my best friend in the world. I hate arrogance more than anything. I pretend to be tough but it doesnt take much to hurt my feelings. If you do I will probably forgive you within a minute of your apology. I have a stong faith, but to be honest youd probably never guess, which is too bad. I am a huge fuckin dork and I cant get around it no matter how hard i try. I fucking love to dance. I love to go to parties and people watch. I also like to party myself every once in a while. I am addicted to physical intimacy, apparently. I have a foul mouth that I only control around other peoples parents. I have four dads and hang out with them all the time. I overanalyze you and your actions. I am, however, usually right. I always call right back again if you dont answer your phone. I fall in love quickly but not often. I am an artist with no supplies. I go secretly insane with pleasure when I hear my favorite music. I love to get tattooed but i have no money. I love to learn about people I talk to. I prefer to focus my efforts on real life, right now.
im good, thanks.
murder city devils.
black eyes and neck ties.
steve miller band.
....tom petty....
led zeppelin.
lynyrd skynrd.
botch.
the red chord.
norma jean.
himsa.
gwen stefani.
kill hannah.
the agony scene.
as i lay dying.
bruce springsteen.
johnny cash.
the mark.
cicadas.
idiot pilot.
sixteen horsepower.
....against me....
communique.
hot hot heat.
modest mouse.
blonde redhead.
full frontal assault.
thineu.
tegan and sara.
frou frou.
zero 7.
simon and garfunkel.
cyndi lauper.
dire straits.
john mellencamp.
bad company.
AC/DC.
munly.
atmosphere.
aesop rock.
billy bragg.
op ivy.
ihywyp.
at the drive in.
the mars volta.
the blood brothers.
the locust.
refused.
headphones.
akimbo.
the black jacks.
i ate the devil in georgia.
fear before the march of flames.
the black dahlia murder.
bury your dead.
from a second story window.
cattle decapitation.
pig destroyer.
the wastelanders.
converge.
50 cent.
trick daddy.
britney spears.
christina aguilera.
mf doom.
gangstarr.
dillenger escape plan.
international noise conspiracy.
the decemberists.
the killers.
thje yeah yeah yeahs.
bjork.
the clash.
the ramones.
horror pops.
necromantix.
the cramps.
aheartlesssoulution.
anti-flag.
misfits.
black flag.
boards of canada.
wolf parade.
foreigner.
beck.
mum.
elliot smith.
the elephants.
death cab for cutie.
postal service.
wilco.
the shins.
sunny day real estate.
the smiths.
bright eyes.
morrisey.
duran duran.
queen.
future city fear.
the cathoholix.
mc eros.
guns n roses.
circle takes the square.
eminem.
underoath.
eighteen visions.
kanye west.
rancid.
lars fredricksen and the bastards.
rilo kiley.
ted leo.
seinfeld, chappelles show, the colbert report, the daily show, reno 911, arrested development, south park, metalocalypse, sealab, aqua teen, and numerous shameful mtv reality shows.
i hope they serve beer in hell, by tucker max.