DENTISTS WANT YOUR BABIES! |
That's what is written on the cover of the Tribune today. I saw it and I couldn't stop laughing to myself, and I wondered if anyone else noticed it and thought it was funny. As an added bonus I wrote ...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:40:00 PST |
The creep of Glendora |
I was just looking at my buddies blogs and happened to notice that Dave has a subscription to my blog. I had no idea. I haven't written a blog in ages! I simply can't disapoint my readers, so this one...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:39:00 PST |
Dave broke the shower... |
...so taking a shower is going to be kind of interesting today. The cold water doesn't work, I don't really know how I'm going to work this out. I was going to just go to the pool, then take a shower ...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
please take a number and wait in line |
Dave made this, I felt the need to repost, and also write one for him.
WELCOME TO DAVES MAN SHACK
Ladies? Tired of those lonely nights while the boyfriend is out with the guys? Have you ever fel...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
two ducks in a pond, the other is mad because there's only one fish |
Jayson Shawver has called me two weeks in a row now to get his schedule for Monday, if this becomes a habit I might have to suggest some kind of mind excercises, or memory game or something. I saw som...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Carla the stripper, straight from L.A. |
So we researched it, and I am the only Tim Glenn of Glendora, which in turn makes me the king of Glendora by default. Glendora is my kingdom and the people of Glendora are my loyal subjects, and they ...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I lost the bet |
So there we were, sitting at Dee's, eating a Dee burger. We were having a great time, friends of all ages were there, and then Nate started making some pretty big claims. Nate was drunk like a homeles...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
dust frogs |
I think I'm done with myspace. What do you think?
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
my nose is crooked |
I broke my nose, I ran into a pole playing frisbee in the night, and I broke my damn face. I have been stuck at home, laying here, with absolutely nothing to do. I am completely swollen, bruises are s...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
we kick ass |
Me and Nate just had a dance party.... to a blink 182 song.... we are the coolest sons of bitches ever!!! who else do you know that will have the balls to claim that? Now I need a California burrito. ...
Posted by Tim Glenn King of Glendora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
