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Eddie

Come over we'll play moonpatrol on the 2600!!

About Me

I have a huge neck and wear size 5 1/2 shoe's. My nipples look like they've been slammed into a car door one too many times and I love roller-skating listening to Barbara Mandrell (The Live album in Madrid, Spain). Oh and I have probably the best looking elbows ever!!! I used to model my elbows back in the late 80's.(J.C.Penny's) I had to quit because the people had just too much attitude for me.

My Interests

I love making people laugh! I go to Comedy Caravan and do stand up from time to time. I love all art. I love making music and creating new sounds with my homies. I love going to the UofL Basketball and Football games.Love going to see live music. Nightly suppositories. I also love making snow angels in the front yard naked in the middle of the summer!

I'd like to meet:

Bob Barker, Peter Griffin, Natalie from Facts of Life, Dave Matthews, Paul Oakenfold, The cast of The Golden Girls (DAMN THEY ARE HOT!!) Dudley's dad from Differnt' Strokes,Bobby Mcfarren so I can kick him in the nuts for singing the song "Don't worry be happy" (That really made me mad!!)...

Music:

I listen to just about everything. From Pearl Jam to Prince, might as well throw in some dance music of all kinds. It all depends on what mood I'm in for the moment, I might even have to slap on some Marvin Gaye. Still like all the 80's stuff too , The Cure, The Ramones,Flock of Seagulls, Madonna it dont matter. I like to see live music alot too. Dave Matthews Band(See ya in Indy) The local music like D.W. Box,People Noise(glad you're back Zeke!) Lucky Pineapple, Vhs or Beta,Chico Fellini, Nappy Roots,Wax Fang, The Parlour Boys, and My Morning Jacket.SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC!!! Other favorites,CCR, Rush,Led Zeppelin,Gil Mantera's Party Dream,Beck,Concrete Blonde,Kate Bush,Johnny Gill, Annie Lennox,Janes Addiction,Mr. Cash, Fleetwood Mac,Dr. Dre,Royksopp, Radiohead, Bruce Springsteen,Silversun Pickups, Pink Floyd,Bonnie Raitt,Paul Van Dyke, DJ Tiesto, Snoop Dogg,The Who,Herbie Hancock,The Chemical Brothers, Tupac, Paul Oakenfold, whatever as long as I can get my groove on thats all I care about!! Gotta have my music!

Movies:

I like alot of comedies. Something about Mary,Comming to America, 40 year old virgin, anything off the wall. I like to laugh!

Television:

Sports, UofL Basketball and Football!! Family Guy and The Price is Right(I Love you Bob Barker!!) Reality shows . Whatever I have time to watch. Watching Spongebob with my daughters is the best!!

Books:

Romance novels! I love to sit in my bed , put a heating pad on my ass, light some candles, hold my Mom's hand and then disappear into romance land. Sometimes I like to sip on some gin and juice just to make it even more powerful!

Heroes:

Jesus,My Dad, Bugs Bunny and my Grandma!!!