"Coming to the Rangers was great for me, and I owe Glen thanks for making the trade with Washington [on Jan. 23, 2004] to bring me here.""I want to thank all the people who supported me. Being in New York was special." - Jaromir Jagr"I have banged hundreds of broads… internationally. But know this I wrap my rascal two times because I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels." - Master Shake