Isaac no function sleep without well

About Me

You could try to find someone cooler than me. But you would be stupid. You could also blow your head off, or jump off a bridge.
instead, take this 200 question questionaire and when i'm done laughing at you for filling it all out, i might let you hang out with me in public.

God Does Exist...
and He's Hilarious

Things out of Context:
My Grandma: It takes a lot of money to look this cheap

And now, a word from our sponser: Uh...hey...
Look, this is a little awkward.
See, this isn't Isaac. It's Erin...Just some chick he knows. I'm not even on his top 8. bla bla bla unimportant stuff
Well, anyway, I'm sure he'll rewrite this soon
He's a nice guy though, i mean. You should add him anyway.

My Interests

If i found a time machine, and could travel back to any point in history, i'd go back to last thursday so i could pay my phone bill on time.

I'd like to meet:

People who like to go to the park. because nature doesnt judge me Sac-tastic's Custom Friends List Sac-tastic has only a few friends. Ariel

C. Ditty

My Lady Friend

H-ified

McAndy

she NEVER leaves

AndrreA

My Over

Mio Dolce Dragone

E

GOGGALOR!

Nicorette

Chelle

I agree with Dave

Cachi:-
my baby mamma... kinda

Cooky

The Sweet Revenge

View all of Sac-tastic's Friends

Music:

Last Week's Most Played (at home)

My Most Recently Listened too

isaac radio... cause my music is better than your music

Books:

Haiku's are easy
But Sometimes They Don't Make Sense
Refrigerator

Heroes:

Bob Saget. fucken A

My Blog

my adventure in cars 1/27/07

so for the four of you who did not know, i had a little adventure while back in minnesota. thus leading to PART 1 and 2 OF ISAAC'S CAR FUNPart 1 - unrelated to MN funLeaving work in a good mood ...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST

For those out of said loop

For those of you who dont know, i got me a job. You read right, my friend. Isaac is now a productive member of society. all those years working my ass off getting shit pay with crazy hours...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:00:00 PST

its official

i've seen everything on the internet.how could this be? you may askwell when you're at work for 17+ hours, with NOTHING to do. you search the net. eventually you look at all the videos, listen to all ...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST

Pure Awesomeality 6/6/06

Pure Awesomeality:Click HERE...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:23:00 PST

i forgot about the 9/11 forwards...

sorry in advance for the rant.... okay people, i've talked about this before but just to quickly go over it again THIS STUFF ISN'T REAL so please stop reposting stuff unless youve looked into it! Do ...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 11:49:00 PST

Email forwards for idiots - for the last time

Okay people, Ive had enough of this. I'm going too, for once and for all, make a list of internet shit that IS NOT REAL 1. Myspace stuffa. &n...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 02:48:00 PST

a very unhappy Steve

The A/C is on at work, which wouldnt be bad if it wasn't blowing directly on my crotch. seriously, what kind of man-hating ahole designs an office with a direct A/C to crotch route? ha...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 01:17:00 PST

Rat Bastard Rootbeer

... kicks ass. it tastes like a son of a bitch as advertised and definitly worth the $2 i had to spend for the 12 fluid oz of Rootbeerian delightnow, i know what you're all thinkingisaac, we KNOW you ...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:37:00 PST

Pure Awesomeality

Pure Awesomeality:Yes, Virginia there is a god... and he hates stupidity as much as i do....Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked GodMon Jun 5, 2006 8:31am ET15KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God ...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 04:42:00 PST

DO IT! DO IT NOW!

stolen from Marcella. i'm kinda interested how people see me. i might even post the resultsDO IT. DO IT NOW!http://kevan.org/johari?name=iMarotteand if you could do the weakness one too, that'd be awe...
Posted by Isaac no function sleep without well on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST