First off, this will probably make no sense so don't ask why?I had a run in with the heavy-weight sisters at kappa mu pi. I'm the hottest MC this side of the tracks so don't deny. Sometimes I live my life like that guy from catcher in the rye. My ex-wife cheated on me with a guy named Ty. I didn't want details so I didn't ask why. The only thing that scares me about Death is his giant scythe. When I was younger I would watch this show about science with Bill Nye. I haven't ever been curious about being with a guy. But just for fun this Christmas I'll tell my Dad I'm bi. 40°56'19?N, 73°1'7?W (40.938532, -73.018668) are the coordinates for Mt. Sinai. I have respect for people so long as they try. If I ask to much about you I'll say "sorry I didn't mean to pry." The first time I killed a deer I couldn't help but cry. *sigh* A lot of words from India end in ai. I got the wind knocked out of me when I was younger because I wanted to fly. I went to the top of a ski jump in this one town and I thought "Damn, this is fuckin' high." After I watched "Pirates of the Carribean" when I wanted to say yes all I could say was "aye." If I don't get that new $500 shirt from that one place I could just die. When I buy toilet paper it needs to be at least 2 ply. Theres an R&B group called "Kai". If I told you all the statements above were true then that would be a lie. If you see me with a wok in my hand you know its time for stir fry. I've had enough of this so now its time to say good bye. SlySarcastic? Yes. Overthinker? Yes. Calling a cave full of history my home? At times. I play bass guitar. I am not all that educated on music theory or chromatic, penetonic scales, etc. I skate from time to time. I enjoy a good video game to get lost in more often than not. I guess you could say that I like to have a list of tasks that I can complete with my thumbs when I'm trying to relax, and still feel like I got something accomplished. I am a big fan of art. Any kind of art, but like I mentioned earlier my biggest passion for the arts are of the music form. I have a three year old son. I think I know why they don't let children have very much power. They're to damn good a breaking you down and building you back up, much like dictators,and gang leaders. i.e. "I want my mommy." Followed by an "I love you daddy." Any parents out there know what I mean. He's a good kid though, I love him. From what I hear he doesn't even come close to the shenanigans I did when I was his age (stealth climbing missions, drawer pullings, secret underwater key storage, and toilet paper mutilation). I guess some of the climbing I did when I was younger carried through to the present. I like to climb...um...well...anything. Urban spelunking is probably the best way to put it.