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About Me

fuck you
and your cat
i am tess. you are not. and if you are, we need to talk about this.
18. yonkers. hunter college.
joe is my boyfriend. he does stuff and we meet up occasionally. relations.
i have some other friends around. they're cool. we have fun, wasted times.
music is awesome. i like a lot of stuff and don't limit myself to one or twelve genres.
i'm many cultures [ f r . d e . i e . l t . g b . ]
and an atheist. but i respect everyone, regardless of race, gender, sexual preference, political affiliation... we're all human.
and i think we're good now.
the wedding starts
the guests appear
the church bells ringing endlessly
the bride and groom are hand in hand
and everything goes as it's planned
the parents smile
the priest chokes up
the organ plays amazing grace
and underneath the thin white veil
everything is falling apart
the city shakes like tired hands
the light defies what darkness mends
our bodies echo in our plans
everything is falling apart

My Interests

i am a person of many interests.

ducks | listening to music | playing music [bass & flute f.t.w] | sailing | writing | horseback riding | trains & the subway | sleeping | eating [hey i'm fat!] | walking around enjoying the scenery | drinking & stuff | bothering baby bro [chrisss] | bursting into dance | arguing with roomy [scumfuck] | swimming | lacrosse | tennis | the yankees! | history [american] | political science [american political theory] | pumpin pie | german [aber ich kann nur etwas deutch sprechen] | giving myself cancer [smokin'] | condoms [heh] +++

i figure i'll put some quotes here.

wearing a condom for a blowjob is like wearing a bulletproof vest to paintball | chris "scumfuck" bartolini
is that the one you're normally with [joe]? because he lost so much weight you must've fucked the shit out of him | old lady on glenwood
tulio! tarcoon! | me
vicky has four periods a year. she's a basketball game | scumfuck
you see those gloves? we call those rape gloves | me
are you going to eat that? | chris [baby bro]
you see that flute? it's my abortion flute | me
get a fucking job chris! | all of us
yeah she'll get fat and her vagina will be so clean and fresh that you could make it into a steak and eat it | me
my life is falling apart, just like this hamburger | scumfuck
tape! tape! nobody is contributing to this tape discussion! | scumfuck & joe
eighteen under eighteen [chris] | all of us
i fuck emotional twelve year olds | scumfuck
we only break things when we're sober [lemonade] | joe
chris are you mexican? | me
it is nearly impossible to make a black man's words less clear, but they did it | me
when you're old, do you die from old? | scumfuck
oh i miss my umbrella! | me

I'd like to meet:

ehh.
who cares how many friends i have.

i love him more than you

and you call these people "friends"...
comment me.

Music:

7 seconds | the adicts | the adolescents | agnostic front | alkaline trio | anti flag | anti nowhere league | aus rotten | bad brains | bad religion | bauhaus | the beatles | black flag | blink 182 | blue oyster cult | bob dylan | bouncing souls | the bravery | the briggs | buzzcocks | the casualties | catch 22 | channel | circle jerks | the clash | clit 45 | coheed and cambria | cramps | the cure | darkbuster | dead kennedys | descendants | the dimwits | the distillers | the doors | dropkick murphys | english beat | the exploited | the explosion | the f ups | flogging molly | franz ferdinand | fugazi | garbage | the germs | gg allin | goldfinger | the hives | iggy pop | incubus | jimi hendrix | johnny cash | joy division | kraftwerk | led zeppelin | leftover crack | less than jake | m16 | minor threat | minus the bear | morrisey | murphys law | mxpx | new york dolls | nofx | the offspring | oi! scouts | operation ivy | pennywise | pink floyd | the pogues | propagandhi | radiohead | rancid | the real mackenzies | red hot chilli peppers | reel big fish | r.e.m | rise against | save ferris | screeching weasel | the shins | sigur ros | the smiths | social distortion | sonic youth | stevie ray vaughan | street brats | street dogs | streetlight manifesto | stretch arm strong | sublime | suicide machines | swingin udders | tenacious d | they might be giants | thrice | thursday | tiger army | transplants | t.s.o.l | tsunami bomb | the unseen | the vandals | the who once. twice. thrice +.

at war with myselfyonkers fucking street punk.

Movies:

trainspotting | requiem for a dream | birdman of alcatraz | north by northwest | le jetee | the great escape | garden state | clerks. | clerks II | the squid and the whale | ed wood | das boot | ferris bueller's day off | gettysburg | donnie darko | seabiscuit | slc punk | anchorman | syriana | secret window | dardo | happy feet | knocked up | a clockwork orange | l.o.t.r | pi | taxi driver | other people's lives | pan's labrynth | +++

Television:

history channel.

Books:

winter's tale | gangs of new york | tess of the d'ubervilles | night | inferno | purgatorio | paradiso | macbeth | hamlet | a midsummer night's dream | the metamorphosis | mein kampf | seabiscuit | a tale of two cities | a people's history of the united states | the killer angels | gods and generals | last full measure | uptown, downtown | to kill a mockingbird | speak | you don't know me | the catcher in the rye | lord of the rings | confederates in the attic | the raven | gotham | +++ so many more

Heroes:

my friends are my heroes.
because they have to put up with me!

My Blog

quotes from the weekend lol

"it's very negro out tonight" "it's a very john black-esque day out" "wow this still smells like farm" "remember when dani had phone sex with the mexican?" lmao I love my Joe <33...
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:34:00 PST

<33

I love Joe
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 09:13:00 PST

you know you're from manhattan when...

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. (!) You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. You can get into a four-hour argument about how...
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 11:28:00 PST

Know what I love?

I love love love Christian zealouts who pretend to be all about Jesus and then they go off and do extremely un-christian things and then brag about how holy they are I fucking hate God and the religio...
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:15:00 PST

sleep?

I'm really, REALLY sleepy. Ughh... I hate having psychology first peroid because I stop caring and like I doze... ughughugh
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 03:11:00 PST

not cramped enough to get offline

things to look foward to: 10/12-Year and 8 months <33 10/14-Sacred Heart Show 10/15-Croton Harmon Open House lol dorkk 10/22-Show at the fairways Ugh I have a meet tomorrow...
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:57:00 PST

blahhhhh

my hands are rediculously cramped from writing like 10 history notecards and i only have like 18 now. fuck.
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:51:00 PST

i love my joseph

Words cannot say how much love I feel for my Joseph <3 I can't believe we're getting married in less than 2 years! That thought just fills me with the absolute joy! (absolute joe lol) Oh my god I l...
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:00:00 PST

lostt

I am so fucking lost with my history paper... god
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 08:51:00 PST

fuck your mom

Expectations of people suck. I hate humanity, I really do because it feels like everyone is against me.
Posted by my mom fucked your favorite rock star on Sat, 08 Oct 2005 06:51:00 PST