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I'm absolutely awesome. More rad than most people. I can control all elements, including fire. I live underwater and hunt mer-people for meat and survive by these methods. I am fantastically beauitful, men like to small talk me. Small talk this, small talk that-small talk tit-tit for tat- then. Well, then you know we're into small talk.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

preferable to meet someone who doesn't actually use this bullshit of a website. This is really-really- the shit hole of the internet. I'm serious.Though if you want me to be honest- I want to meet someone who is willing to let me shoot them in the face. So if you're into this kind of thing, find a piece of paper and write "I give Rebecca-permission- and right, to shoot me in the face because I am such a retard. Also see: moron" and then you sign your name. And let the games begin.

My Blog

the accomplished type

I miss the old days, when being an accomplished woman ment that you knew how to do a couple of things, like play an instrument,draw, be well read. Maybe know another language, and practice manners. If...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 20:25:00 GMT

I hate the word "blog"

There are often periods in which I suffer severe "Artsy angst" in which I really just don't feel very satisfied about where my skill level is at as an artist, and it just makes me extremely depressed....
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 20:12:00 GMT

Learning to plead

"Your pleading is the sexiest thing-Where my darling," he asked: "did you get that pleading voice?" I laughed. "Oh dearest abritrary boy, It was never supposed to be mine, I learned it over time." He...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:06:00 GMT