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I'm absolutely awesome. More rad than most people. I can control all elements, including fire. I live underwater and hunt mer-people for meat and survive by these methods. I am fantastically beauitful, men like to small talk me. Small talk this, small talk that-small talk tit-tit for tat- then. Well, then you know we're into small talk.