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Ian Thomas

If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.

About Me


About me...hmm. Well..
I am a very caring person. I spoil the ones I love. I am real laid-back and down-to-earth. I consider myself to be funny, intelligent, and witty. I try not to sound arrogant while writing online profiles. Comedy brings me fantastic joy. I believe that laughter has a vast medicinal value. I make a strong effort to be a pharmacist for laughter. I try to live healthy. I enjoy short, declarative sentences. I am very logical, extremely reasonable and greatly open-minded. I also apparently enjoy adverbs. I appreciate how F-ing difficult it is to hit a golf ball straight...using a golf club, that is. Using an aluminum baseball bat is cheating. I don't like cheaters. Music is what drives me. I am a Mix DJ and turntablist. My taste in music is eclectic. I don't anticipate Country ever making the rotation though. I'm pretty "techy". I've worked with computers and electronics my whole life. I like cats. The animal, not the Broadway show. That last sentence is a fragment..
My DJ Website: DJIANTHOMAS.NET

My Interests

Music, Technology, Politics, Comedy, Running, Weight Training, Basketball, Golf, Dancing, Pool, Ping-Pong, Mindless Hand-Eye Coordination Games..

I'd like to meet:


People who can make me laugh..

Music:

Most scatch music, Most electronic music, Linkin Park, Deftones, Fort Minor, Staind, Incubus, Jay-Z, Eminem, Jurassic 5, A Perfect Circle, Alot of Old School Hip Hop..

Television:

Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Seinfeld, South Park, Comedy Central Presents, Law & Order SVU, Six Feet Under (RIP), Lucky Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm..

Heroes:

The person who invented birth control..

My Blog

OK Bob..

I found this image on a golf lesson website. I may have taken it out of context..
Posted by Ian Thomas on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

Coupon..

From Louis C.K.'s website.. 
Posted by Ian Thomas on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:24:00 PST