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About Me

You may have heard of me. Rick Velvet, Fighter of Crime. I discovered at a very early age that I had certain abilities--some may call these "superpowers." When I was ten, I was hit by an electric car in Zermatt, a town in Switzerland. Invincible despite being accident-prone, I survived unscathed, and from this experience I knew that I was destined to do great things for the good of mankind. If you are in need of assistance, I am available for a nominal fee. I could also use a sidekick. If you think you are Robin material, please forward me your resume.

My Interests

I've been busy putting the finishing touches on my Quilted Northern Philosophy. It's what we all strive for in life--the middle-ground, the quiet peace. The yin and yang. There, in the soft folds of the Northern, you find it. Not too linty, not too sandpapery. Perfect.

I'd like to meet:

Wannabe ballers, shot-callers, brawlers...

Music:

My friends. Secrets whispered in my ear. The crinkle of wrapping paper. The sound of starving children. Wait, no scratch that one... What are you listening to?

Movies:

Something quote-worthy.

Television:

I can see Jacob.

Books:

"Although he often lacked common sense and understanding, at an early age he proved himself a scholar, mastering not only the Holy Scriptures, but also the sciences of medicine, mathematics, astrology, sorcery, prophesy, and necromancy." -Anonymous. Oh yeah, and What Is The What is great. Check it.

Heroes:

War & Peace:

My Blog

Valium

Two more root canals today and let me tell you, sedatives and my iPod are once again my trusted allies. So far, there are three albums that will not fail you when you're under the drill: 1. The ...
Posted by Pecor on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:03:00 PST

Ten Songs

Some friends of mine and I found this list, compiled by a guy named Bill Lamb. After seeing it, I felt I had to share:Top 10 Pop Hits 1992:1) Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit2) Whitney Houston - I W...
Posted by Pecor on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST

Lingual Splint

I had an appointment with the oral surgeon today and finally got what's called a lingual splint. It's basically a retainer that pushes my front teeth (my maxillary central incisors, if you ...
Posted by Pecor on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:27:00 PST

Notes

1. I'm well, thanks. Glad we got that out of the way. :) 2. Teeth still aren't fixed. It's going to take months until I look like the dude with the blurred-out middle finger again. F...
Posted by Pecor on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:16:00 PST

You Gonna Eat That?

To track my dietary progress, a list: FOOD I CAN EAT: -Boost Shakes -Ensure Shakes -Chicken Nuggets Cut Small With Scissors -Pudding -Jello -Bananas, When Put Into A Blender -Avocados -Raw F...
Posted by Pecor on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

Hugs, Not Drugs!

Update: I'm getting rebuilt. I'm seeing a bunch of doctors this week, and I feel alright about the situation. The dermatologist says the road rash will go away, and he's right; I can alrea...
Posted by Pecor on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 05:39:00 PST

What Happened

So if you saw my really awful photo, you're probably wondering what the hell happened to me. I'd call, but the fact is that it really hurts to be on the phone for a while and I'm all talked out....
Posted by Pecor on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 05:31:00 PST

Eyes

I was on the subway this morning and it was crowded. Whenever it's crowded on the subway, there always seems to be some weirdo who plants him/herself directly across from me and tries engage me ...
Posted by Pecor on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:20:00 PST

Bobby Trendy

As every American now knows, Anna Nicole Smith died. Not really sure how. It was all over the news, but I totally lost focus on the whole thing because of a ridiculous interview that ...
Posted by Pecor on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

Piece Of Chicken

Being hung over and being hungry for something fried typically go hand-in-hand. A healthy salad just doesn't sop up the fuzzy regrets you have from the night before the same way that a big piece...
Posted by Pecor on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST