Fairy-tale endings are so not my thing. Blue moons, kamikazes and more blue moons. Is rice-a-roni really a San Francisco treat? Oh no! Someone has stolen my heart. It really is fun to have one cool roommate to add on to your list of great friends that are your roommates. Vitamin water does not help cure hangovers.
Sometimes I crave a lack of sanity with a side of lunacy, along with a few cups of crazy.
Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Whoever denied it, supplied it. Whoever thought of the rhyme, did the crime.
In your bowl, please.