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About Me

I like: Pizza Bagels, Graffiti on Corporate Ads and Government Signs, Having words with bugs that invade my home, Dead Chicken & Beer, Crass Home Music Recordings, Evil Art, 17 Century Wood Carvings, Synchronicity, Hating on bad music, Coffins, Hearses, Lights that Blink/Flash/Move, When tourists want me to take their picture, Spiders, Butterscotch, Random Adventures with Strangers on Hollywood Blvd, Bars with Piss on the floor, Religious Manipulation, Conservative Bumper Stickers, Santa Maria Style Tri-Tip BBQ, Fire, Stool Samples, Car Crashes, Mountains, Creating new ways to murder people on screen, Excavations, Putting Ice in my Milk, Trick Photography, Bullseyes that bounce off the dartboard, Funtime, Girls with bob haircuts, when people use the arts to rid themselves of the evil they would normally inflict upon others, jumpin in on a jam session with whatever makes noise, Instruments, being addicted to UNO & Shake, Wicky Wacky Wockies,
I fuckin love this horrible movie....... Check out the Trailer for Dead and Gone, the horror film I Associate Produced. On DVD NOW!. Also check out my Behind The Scenes on the DVD called Gone With The Dead...

My Blog

My Life With Animals

Facts about Ack & Animals-Ive had a cat named Kitty and a turtle named Turtle. Both names fit contrary to those who think I should have named them in a more original fashion, like Tom & Myrtle.-One o...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:28:00 GMT

Dead & Gone Trailer Now Online!

Hello everybody. The new horror film I Associate Produced, Dead and Gone, is being released everywhere on July 1! Lions Gate just made a trailer for it, check it out!!! I also produced and di...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:14:00 GMT

A Brief History of My Musical Taste

A Brief History of My Musical TasteBy Christian AckermanIn the beginning, when I was about three, my favorite musical artist was Barry Manilow. I don't know how or why, he just was, alright?!My first ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:23:00 GMT

My 100 Favorite Films

By Christian AckermanF For FakeClockwork OrangeCarnival of SoulsPersonaNakedBram Stoker's DraculaAmadeusNightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream WarriorsThe Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her LoverThe TripMar...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:19:00 GMT

Car Eating Rats!

So my friend Lisa walked to her car after work yesterday to find rats running away from it. She tried starting her car with no luck. She got out of her car to find that gas had spilled all over the gr...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:45:00 GMT

Buncha Fuckin Stiffs!

So I went to a Beck show this sunday at a small ass club in the hipster capital of LA, Echo Park. Beck rocked the fuckin house with a new band, ready to make the people shake their asses. But guess wh...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:24:00 GMT