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Victoria.

This burrito is delicious but it is filling.

About Me

im Victoria. im Romanian, or more specifically Transylvanian, and also i will probably never grow up. im egotistical, selfish and manipulative, and i can argue my way out of anything. contrarily i am sometimes likeable, depending on your tastes, because i am so goddamned witty. i respond better to insults than to cuddles; the tried and true way to my heart is through a few cutting remarks and perhaps a joke whose punchline is my ridicule. its kind of like that "you catch more flies with honey than vinegar" saying, except not at all and more like the complete and total opposite. i am the master champion and last defender of the English language, so if you're going to speak to me, speak real English, or do not speak at all. i write poetry, and one day i will run into the woods naked and live off the land like a real and natural human being, because cubicles and x-boxes and packaged food cannot provide true satisfaction for the primal beasts we are. if you are satisfied, you are artificial.

My Interests


Follow me on stupid twitter. Or don't.

erika.
jesse.
drums.
chocolate.
writing.

I'd like to meet:

These are Permanent.

Music:

The Doors.
Led Zeppelin.
Jimi Hendrix
Guns 'N Roses
Van Halen.
AC/DC.
Motley Crue.
The Unseen.
Nirvana.
Ani Difranco.
Mariah Carey.
Aerosmith.
The Casualties.
Lower Class Brats.
Anti-Flag.
Coldplay.

Movies:

SLC Punk
The Notebook
American Beauty
Aladdin
Half Baked
Detroit Rock City
classic disney movies
Troy
Pan's Labyrinth
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
I Am Legend
Titanic
Across the Universe.
Into the Wild.

Television:

aqua teen hunger force.
family guy.
daria.
that 70's show.
documentaries about anything ancient.

Books:

Wuthering Heights.
Hard Love.
The Secret Life of Bees.
1984.
To Kill a Mockingbird.
The Five People You Meet in Heaven.
The Awakening.
Siddhartha.
Memoirs of a Geisha.
Tenderness.
Haunted.
Survivor.
The Bell Jar.
Into the Wild.
(the list will continue as i read/remember more.)

Heroes:


My Blog

Strung from the Tangle.

i realize i sit on a single branch in a treein a field in a country in a big round worldfull of trees,trees that i may never sit on, never climb, never see, never dirty my kneesin the dip of their v's...
Posted by Victoria. on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:20:00 PST

North Star Straying.

the eternal injustice that lies in the north star strayingas a captain loses guide and throws his spirit out to sealies in your everswaying purpose, the lying needle in a compassis your eyes darting p...
Posted by Victoria. on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:54:00 PST

Defying Mercury.

[this week has been morally dysfunctional and emotionally exhausting. jesse, who's been affected by all of this and therefore is having as bad a week as i am, told me that someone he works w...
Posted by Victoria. on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:57:00 PST

its times like these you learn to love again.

.. the ability to feign emotion and suffocate others to a cold and bruised lifelessness,is a concept i can never understand, nor can i graspwhat it is to touch another lovelessly, to claim your soul t...
Posted by Victoria. on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:22:00 PST

something untamed.

  youre an ivy vine climbing up a brick walltwisting and curling as high as you cannature's delicate mural against cold hard cementto soften and crack the red bricks i am built of.my eyes have pa...
Posted by Victoria. on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

admittedly useless.

everyone feels as if they are their own notebookand the words on their looseleaf impact every aspectand they can mold with their fingers the clay that is fateas if destiny has not the thread to weave ...
Posted by Victoria. on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:57:00 PST