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Anal Pope

Gods of the Underground

About Me


Anal Pope was formed shortly in 2005 after they realized that everything has an anus. You, God, Satan, and everyone else. Leaving with that said, the tr00 warriors of the apocalyptic downfall of the ignorisms of todays world come together to form Anal Pope . But how did they get together? It's a quite interesting story...
Years past, the clouds of the Nordic skies created a mass of energy. This energy, being a demon, split into three warriors. At that time, their names were Hane Barbere (Cock Shaved), Brystvorte Brenne (Nipple Sizzler) and Johannes Dinekanal (Joe Uranus). These names were given to them on the rights of their God. Sent on the planes of the Nordland by the Deity of all things, they protected the people there who prayed. Those who prayed for protection against the evil giants and Basilisks living in the caves, that is. One time, the elder of the town Hålop ordered the three to slay a rare Rasputins Penis Monster. The three then bashed it's skull in with their +2 clubs.
They were rewarded with 60 gold pieces each, and bought themselves instruments. They were hard to come by. At that time, Hane Barbers (Cock Shaved) worked on the Organ, Brystvorte Brenne (Nipple Sizzler) and Johannes Dinekanal (Joe Uranus) stuck with the vocals. All the recordings were lost that year, when the vile God Zygox banished them to eternal rest in the hideabouts in Sweden, the sister country of Norway. Before awakening in 2005, and realizing that everything had an anus, Yugoloth protected their resting place until he could not fend it anymore. He woke them up. Why? The end is near, he thought. Blatant Christianity took over the land, and they had to stop it!
To this day, they have taken the casual American names. Cock Shaved, Nipple Sizzler, and Joe Uranus then took the shape of normal teenagers. Today, they live in the city of Harrisonburg Virginia, as normal students at HighSchool. Lonesome teenagers were the original owners of the bodies. Now, they are in good use. Pleasing crowds of a young age, they hope to form the rightful order of worship to the Gods! All hail them, for these Saints are blasting off soon!
Anal Pope is now in college! Cock Shaved is in JMU, Master Rapist is in BRCC and Nipple Sizzler is at Amherst (WHAT A FAG!). As for Joe Uranus...well, that's another story.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/22/2005
Band Website: analpope.notlong.com
Band Members:

The Elite Member

The "upper echelon", as Colton calls it, consists of the members below. They are the ones that have the most influence on the band, and do the most work for music, film, etc.

Cock Shaved
Nipple Sizzler
Joe Uranus
Agent Orange
Master Rapis
"Greg"
"Andrew"

The Community

These members have contributed to AnalPope and are official members, but who provide no serious presence consistently. Basically, the majority of our members fall within this group, but a few noteworthy ones (some, who were until recently in the upper echelon) are listed below:

Eviscerated Kock
"Youngblood"
"Sam"
"Grant"
"Noah"

The Lackeys

These persons are currently auditioning for membership and admittal into the upper echelon in some cases. Since they are not yet members, their real names will be used as opposed to their stage names.

Brendan Mitri
Joshua Mitri
Jacob Olnick
Sammy Crittenden
Influences: Overall: Vaginal Jesus, Anal Cunt, Grinded Nig, Skrewdriver

Uranus: Burzum, Beherit, Immortal, Anaal Nakrath, Death, Morbid Angel

Shaved: Gary Numan, Dream Evil, Battlelore, Dead or Alive, Quiet Riot

Sizzler: Godflesh, Merzbow, Prurient, Wolf Eyes, Birchville Cat Motel, Sun City Girls

Rapis: Disturbed, Gunther, Trivium, Drowning Pool, Stabbing Westward
Sounds Like: Harmonic Armageddaic hyms from the realms of blasphemic torture.
Record Label: Self-distributed
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Current Offers

The offers listed below are exclusive offers for myspace residents and fans of Analpope.  They are downloads that are sent to you via email.  These initial offers are FREE OF CHARGE! You can...
Posted by Anal Pope on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST

Under New Management

Hey, as of today:  December 23, 2006, The AnalPope myspace site will now be under the charge of webmaster Micah Rodney.  You will be seeing Analpope movies,  CD offers, and other awes...
Posted by Anal Pope on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST