Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish

About Me

Im Laura-Joanna,i'm 21 i live in Hertfordshire - i drop out of things habitually i think - two degrees dropped out, an a psychology AS and a hair and beauty course all under my belt for things i have never bothered to finish! Apart from loving film my love of crisps and junk food probably eclipses all other passions i have. Currently i am a customer service administrator which is near enough as boring as it sounds - i fortunatly work with a few good eggs.
I tell a million one odd and probably embarrassing stories about myself and my childhood, and unfortunatly all that know me have to put up with it, they always tend to amuse me. My sense of humour isn't warped but i guess is alittle different at times, the only one who ever fully gets it is annie-leigh. the big breasted legend! I feel she could make it as a busty beer wench with easy.erm...im rambling and i make the assumpting if your reading this you know me, thus know all of this...so yeah thats about that.
These things make me happy...
Nap Time
Playboy: The Mansion (one of the best investments ever)
Films
Dai's
Comfortable silences
Text messages
Pictures
Random phone calls
Road Trips
covering my eyes during horror films
Elite cafe's lasagne,chips and salad
Banana and Cheese sandwhiches
Film departments that dont suck balls
Arcades, especially when with Fiona
Uno
Hanging out
Exploring
chicken, cheese and gherkin bagels from bricklane at 3 in the morning.
...And these things don't
Peas
People lying
Getting up
Being Skint
People walking to slowly
Any form of insect/beatle/bug
Not being able to say exactly what i think
Overrated things
Things not working
Angelina Jolie
Itchy Wool
washing (clothes that is)
The dark
Not having my dog live with me anymore MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Interesting stuff...?
Films
Music
Making dodgy costumes
Rugby
Social Stuff
Making Jewellery
Researching stuff
Make up
Telling people that i met Joe Lynch

I'd like to meet:

I think i'm pretty rubbish at meeting new people inless i'm very very very drunk. I also tend to dislike alot of people when i first meet them, but alas that often changes. As for the ultimate list of people i'd like to meet, dead, alive, not real, it goes like this.
John Hughes
Judy Blume
Jessica Fletcher
Zach Morris
Mr T
Gil Grissom
Lars Von Trier
Quentin Tarantino
maggie gyllenhaal
Mike Leigh
Pope John Paul II
Brian Wilson
Mr Darcy
E Edward Grey
Roald Dahl Adam Green (next years fright fest i am not going to be lame and i am going to say hi instead of being a totally pussy)
And this is who i am lucky to have already met. i love annie-leigh so much it pains me...how can i not when the average conversation is like this ?.. width="425" height="350" ..

People i've already met
I think all of these people that i know deserve a mention, in no particular order...
Lynsey
Annie-Leigh
Manda
Carly
Nicola
Paula
Barry
Ben
Natalie
Lauren
Richard
Mark
Fen
Dave
Grant - if only because his super hot

Music:

I like a bit of anything. This is by know means a complete list but at the moment this is what im liking
Jamie T
Sufjan Stevens
The Beach Boys
Cat Power
Travis
Snow Patrol
The Klaxons
Mumm-Ra
Tori Amos
Basement Jaxx
Cold Play
Weezer
David Grey
Imogen Heap
Artful Dodger
Zero 7
Britney Spears
Frou Frou
Kate Nash
Amy Winehouse (but only now shes has a break down )

Movies:

Films are probably my favourite things in the whole world. I always try and do a favourite film list but it is so ever growing, so these are just some of my favourite films... Most of which have no artistic value what so ever...
Dawn of the Dead (and fuck it i like the remake more)
Donnie Darko
The Goonies
Dirty Dancing
The Eye
Secretary
Dogville
From Hell
Amelie
Zoolander
Perfume : Story of a murderer
The Breakfast Club
13 Conversations about one thing
Freak out
Spiral
Friday the 13th
The little mermaid
Through the Eyes of Laura Mars
The Descent
Cleo from 5-7
Texas Chainsaw masacre (seriously shit me up)
Love me if you dare
3 Men and a Little Lady
Scream

Television:

I like TV to much, but ah well it makes me happy. Currently liking
Hellsing
Tipping the Velvet
Arrested Development
Family Guy - i obbsessivly quote
Peep Show
The Book Group
Tales of The Unexpected
American Dad
Futurama
Quantum Leap
The Simpsons
QI
Murder she Wrote

Books:

Summer Sisters by Judy Bloom is my all time favourite book.
A close second is The Hand maid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, although i'd like to stress its not really much like the film which is rubbish.
And i will forever have a soft spot for my Mills and Boon and for all the Silhouette books i seem to have read.
... I just think they're fit Peter Crouch
James May
Jimmy Carr
Colin Firth
David Mitchell
Anton Rodgers
James Spader

Heroes:

Keith for fending off Fatty
My old Sea monkey that lives forever with no food
Benton the Dog
Fatty for showing her feelings for Keith
Whippy the whippet (RIP)

My Blog

love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage

So since being home from university since Sunday I have discovered nearly everyone seems to have a baby. An absolute shocking amount of my friends from school have babies. Loads of the other are gett...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 04:43:00 PST

libary trouble

I swear all the attracitve blokes of Lampeter only frequent the libary. somewhere i dont really go very often... I never ever seem to see them out in the bar or extension or even really just around ca...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

I might be the only one.....

http://www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/maytodec/images/0201m ay.jpghttp://photobucket.com/" target="_blank">but i've had this really massive crush on this bloke since i was about 7....anyone else feel ...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:06:00 PST

future

I'm really up my arse and smug at the moment, i got into my uni, and i'm off september on either the 29th or 30th. So Wales here i come. i spent what seems like half of night people telling people i ...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:03:00 PST

sea monkey horror

Ah so my sea monkey finally died, it lived 8 months of pleasure and hunger i am sure. which i guess is a good innings or some such, still im to lazy to take him off the hero section just yet, i think ...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST

Things to do to fuck me off

Ok I know, I know...It's a little on the boring and conceted side to just write about things that piss me off, but fuck it a blog i assume is ment to be about me. 1) Yellow or Pink cars - Today i saw...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 03:16:00 PST

lets hope garbrielle lied when she said "dreams can come true..."

So its almost end of exams...one more left to do tommorrow and thats it free from college and education till september again.... awww or so you would think. Yes for those that talked to me much last s...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 06:23:00 PST

Loop De Loop

Do you ever realise your not in the loop anymore and then sit and wonder for around half an hour how the hell that happened? And then in turn wonder why your not actually bothered and then feel guilty...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Sun, 21 May 2006 05:25:00 PST

"mary dont act so moralistic and ethical to me"

Ack today i was dismissed from work and will no longer be offered any shifts. my assistant manager says "why would you jepodise your career laura why?" - its at this point for those that are unaw...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

Mr T vs. The Gladiators

im such a complete dweeb, so i become totally obsessed by things, im not sure if this is because i have some weird addictive personality or if its just some way of trying ot put off stuff, it seems wh...
Posted by Everyones Favourite Laura Joanna Bish on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:33:00 PST