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Gwen

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About Me

Hello! I'm Gwen from sunny Walsall by the Sea, previously from Pwllheli in North Wales. I have a lovely little 3 year old who is annoying beyond belief at the moment and I live with my fella who also irritates the hell out of me. I'm regularly bored but I do like to have fun, I find most things funny and I don't take life too seriously most of the time. My new hobby is making cakes for my friends, like novelty ones. Oh, and I love policemen, it's an obsession of mine.
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Basics:
Name: Jwenda
Date of Birth: 5th april
Birthplace: Bangor, Wales
Current Location: Crappy Walsall
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5"4
Heritage: Welsh
Piercings: Ears, did my nose many years ago but it's closed up now
Tattoos: none
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Haven't got one in particular, there's loads
Song: again, loads i like so i can't pick a favourite
Movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Disney Movie: Little Mermaid
TV show: Lost
Color: Pink
Food: Strawberry yogurt or bananas
Pizza topping: Pepperoni
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mint choc chip
Drink (alcoholic): Blue WKD, cos i'm such a girl, although i have developed a taste for lager & lime!
Soda: Orange Fanta
Store: New Look
Clothing Brand: New Look
Shoe Brand: not bothered
Season: Spring cos it's my birthday and it means the summer's coming
Month: April (see above)
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Rose (if ever you want to buy me some)
Make-Up Item: Eye-liner
Board game: Scrabble
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Day
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Hard one this! can't I have both?
Phone or in person: Phone
Looks or personality: Bit of both
Coffee or tea: Coffee most definitely, (about 6 cups a day!)
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Go out on new year's eve and not end up babysitting for everyone else
Most missed memory: Being a kid and having no worries
Best physical feature: Ears cos they are small!
First thought waking up: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: OCD, especially at work
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Liposuction
Sesame street alter ego: The Grouch
Fairytale alter ego: Little red riding hood
Most stupid remark: There's loads
Worst crime: Pinched from Butlin's shop when I was a kid
Greatest ambition: see my boy all grown up and happy
Greatest fear: looking like my mother!! i'm well on the way...
Darkest secret: I can chew my toenails. but i don't.
Favorite subject: English lit
Strangest received gift: White patent handbag looked like it was from a charity shop
Worst habit: Being impatient
Do You:
Smoke: not any more
Drink: yes, only rarely these days though, which is why i usually get so drunk!
Curse: hell yes, goddamit, sugary bollocks
Shower daily: nope, i dip in the bath
Like thunderstorms: yes
Dance in the rain: no, probably get arrested
Sing: yes, badly
Play an instrument: no
Get along with your parents: not much
Wish on stars: yes!! (am i sad?)
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: yes
Can You:
Drive: nope, alas
Sew: i can put a button back on, and i can wonderrweb!
Cook: yes
Speak another language: yes, welsh
Dance: ha ha, no! but when i've had too much to drink i do it anyway!
Sing: like a dying cat
Touch your nose with your tongue: no (i just tried!)
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: maybe...
Been Stoned/High: nope
Eaten Sushi: ewww yuk no
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: yes
Made prank calls: yes, hee hee!
Sent someone a love letter: no but it sounds fun
Stolen something: yes
Cried yourself to sleep: yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? where do i start? being late, being stupid, not listening when i'm talking....
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? late
Name three things you can't live without: coffee, my boy, my computer
What is the color of your room? boring cream. i wanted pink but mark put his foot down. he HAS to go...
Do you have any siblings? yes, many, scattered around the country
Do you have any pets? goldfish called nanny
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? probably not
What is you middle name? alice
What are you nicknames? gweneth, gwendaline, gwenorrhea (my fave)
Are you for or against gay marriage? not bothered
What are your thoughts ..ion? up to the individual
Do you have a crush on anyone? yeah (shhhhhhh)
Are you afraid of the dark? only if i watch most haunted on my own
How do you want to die? quickly
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? crikey, probably loads
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? for josh, yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? don't think i can remember, probably drunk & disorderly!
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: dark
Eye color: blue/green but i like brown too..should've just said 'not bothered'!
Height tall
Weight not too thin, not too fat
Most important physical feature: height probably does it for me. but not lanky tall though
Biggest turn-off long fingernails, yuk
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My Interests

sitting in a red hot bath with a book until i turn into a sponge, shopping, spending quality time with my boys, eating chocolate, spending money, gossip specially the juicy stuff, moaning,

I'd like to meet:

Take That. A rich man. David Hasselhoff. Jane Austen. God
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Music:

chilli peppers, weezer, faithless, take that (swoon), bit of everything really, even partial to a little hard house every now and again

Movies:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mary Poppins, Star Wars, Goodfellas, Grease, Ace Ventura Pet Detective (1&2!), Little Man, White Chicks, anything funny

Television:

Lost, Hollyoaks, Crimewatch! (maybe i'll be on it one day), Documentary thingys, friday night project,
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Books:

Any Jane Austen, Any Amy Tan especially The Kitchen God's Wife, Time Traveller's Wife, Classics such as Thomas Hardy, Charles Dickens

Heroes:

Jane Austen, Supergirl, David Hasselhoff
.. - Get Your Own

My Blog

The Corny Joke Blog....Oh Yeah

As a huge fan of corny jokes I have dedicated this blog to the worst (and funniest) side-splitters I have come across. Keep 'em coming, folks.... How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Take away his ...
Posted by Gwen on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

stoopid customers

Stupid customers come into work all the time. They make me angry. I shall try and keep a record of them here. If you would like to add a 'stoopid customer incident' please feel free, even if you ...
Posted by Gwen on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:21:00 PST