They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians. This is the end of the world. One look tells you, this place eats the hairy bird.I'm boring, so deal with me.
My Interests
Starbucks and molten lava cakes and beer and unicorns and velcro.
I'd like to meet:
wormy wormers
Music:
Bob Seger
Movies:
snakes on a muthafuckin' plane
Television:
infomercials
Books:
why read books when you can read internet celebrity gossip columns?
