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orion fuckin' paul

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I can't figure out if he's gay or just British,
but either way, Mika is my new messiah.
And the lil' girl too.

My Interests

ukulele, pushing squares, knitting, amc vehicles, folding metal, lichens, texture, patterns, comfort, discomfort, commodore 64, ukulele, tg's, alcohol.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone from Moldova

Music:

Make your own.

Movies:

I liked Pan's Labyrinth.
Grindhouse was the most amazing cinematic experience I've ever had.

Television:

TV is weird.

Books:

Last 3 books:
The House with the Clock in its Walls
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Lolita

Heroes:

I prefer grinders.

My Blog

These Boots Are Made For Walkin'

...and that's just what they'll do. And now, I would like to present, unabridged and verbatim,the liner notes to the classic 1966 album Boots by Nancy Sinatra. The liner notes are written by Stan Cor...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

I've been eating a lot of hotdogs

I don't really like hotdogs.  They were on sale twice in a month.  Not like thirty cents off, I'm talking about buy one get two free!I've combined them with baked beans, and also macaroni an...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST

Brought to you by Senator Charles D. Cook

So, I bet most of you didn't know that I am the Deputy Town Clerk of Hartwick, NY.  In my official capacity, I did a records inventory for the town.  What this means is that I sorted throug...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST

Twenty Oh Six

 Yes, that's right.  It's time for another new year.  Have you made your resolutions?  Have you broken them yet?  A recent survey (conducted by me, with my self as the subject...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:25:00 PST

The Arcade, Fired

So I can remember as a kid having a fascination with video games. I mean, they're cool now, and we all know what leaps and bounds they're making, but think back to the golden age of Nintendo. We wer...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tigger invents the Artificial Heart part 2

So where was I? Ah yes. Now for the obscure facts of the man's life. As if being deeply imprinted in the childhoods of five decades worth of kids wasn't enough, Paul Winchell went on to do some ...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tigger invents the Artificial Heart

The subject of this blog is one of the most amazing people I've ever read about. His name is Paul Winchell. Never heard of him? Well I guarantee you know the sound of his voice. In fact it's print...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Death comes in Threes

First Terri Schiavo. After lying in a hospital bed for fifteen years, with the brain function of a cucumber, her husband finally got the court to allow him to remove her gastric feeding tube and ...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tom, I miss you

When I first joined MySpace some weeks ago, I was pleased to find that I had already made a friend in Tom. He seemed like a nice enough guy, friendly, willing to help. But then I realized that h...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Scott Stapp 1 - quiet genius

Inspired by David Cross's words and Humble's WW poems, I proudly present the first of probably a couple of lyrics penned as a tribute to Scott Stapp. Scotty, if you're out there, Google-searching y...
Posted by orion fuckin' paul on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST