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If the only place I can have you is in my dreams, I’ll sleep forever.

About Me

so, what do you want to know? i am not all that intersting and even if i was, i wouldn't let you in on it. the life i have forged for myself is anything but ordinary, and i kinda like it that way. each day is an adventure, life's a holiday, and the best is yet to come. (is that enough cliches for one little paragraph?) regardless your answer, it's all still the same. i am my hero, and travis is my muse. (speaking of, i wonder what he's up to...) i cry when it rains, but only because the sun isn't shining. i laugh when people fall down, because, well, it is funny. if i could be anyone in the world, i would be me. i like me, believe it or not. i have the best job in the world and the greatest husband ever. not to mention he is oh-so-frickin-hott. tee hee hee. so, yeah, over all, it ain't that bad being me.

My Interests

click here. make lots of money. no lie. THINGS I MOST DEFINITELY LIKE (wa-hoo):being a mommy my perfect little Trent my husbandhot rodsraspberry teapin-up girlsgigglestattooscrayolasmy pretty little pit bull Malice peach smoothies from the mall loud music the gilmore girls my tummy nutty coconut ice cream ragdoll hair texas filterless cigarettesfuzzy purses BDU's fruit juice the zoo thunderstormspb&j the smell of gasolinemaking out with travis chick-fil-a with extra pickles apple shampoo jack daniels mah jong tina's cooking strawberry milkshakes little girl style panties in my size hollister pants the sign: ...so on and so forth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THINGS I MOST DEFINITELY DO NOT LIKE (yuck):grape koolaid wet butter on popcorn slugs running out of ketchup tramps curry people with the same mentality as emoxfag the color brown alarm clocks dogs with no tails morning sickness picking up dog poop school close-minded people army wives that are too uptight pork the DMV/immigration port the stench of denny's nachos peeing on a stick virginia~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A CUTE LITTLE QUIZ:
[Marital Status] as sick as it sounds, i am happily married
[Shoe size] 7
[Parents still together] nope
[Siblings] yep, a little big sister
[Pets] my pit bull malice, and my guinea pigs
FAVORITES
[Color] bright pink/bright green
[Number] 18 and 2
[Animal] it has to be the pigmy hippo. or a penguin. i don't discriminate.
[Drinks] juice, like cranberry or orange
[Soda] vanilla coke or mountain dew (from a bottle)
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] uh, haha, its a few different colors right now
[Have tattoos?] i was supposed to get one today as a matter of fact...
[Have Piercings?] yep
[Cheat on tests/homework?] heaven yeah!
[Drink/Smoke?] sure thing
[Like roller coasters?] yes i do
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] lol, funny.
[Want more piercings?] most def
[Like cleaning?] do i look crazy?
[Write in cursive or print?] mostly print but i do add a few squiggles and loops
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] yep
[Own a cell phone?] i sure do
[Ever get off the damn computer?] sometimes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] yeah....
[Lied to someone?] sad to say, yeah
[Been in love?] am right now
[Made out with JUST a friend?] shhhh
[Been in lust?] (smile)
[Used someone] i think so
[Been used?] oh yeah.
[Been cheated on?] i hope not
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] haha, no
[Stolen anything?] uh, i was an accomplice to it, i swear. oh, booger, yes i have. me and sarah had one of a certain pink something. oh and the underwear. lol
[Held a gun] sure have
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] wet jeans (i spilled my beverage) and a t shirt
[Current mood] tipsy
[Current taste] alcohol
[What you currently smell like] lotion travis bought me
[Current hair] ? in a pony tail?
[Current thing I ought to be doing] smoking a cigarette
[Current cd in stereo] none....sarah's profile is music enough
[Last book you read] i am in the middle of one now...the first i have read in ages.
[Last movie you saw] in the theatre? charley and the chocolate factory.
[Last thing you ate] a mcchicken sandwich
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my little sister, malana
[Do drugs?] not anymore, not that i did before
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yep
Remember your first love?] he is outside right now
[Still love him/her?] more than anything
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] LEX!!
[Believe in miracles?] absolutely!
[Do well in school?] yes, as a matter of fact i do
[Wear hats] sure do. wore one to taco bell last nite with matt. (thx malana!!)
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] kinda
[Collect anything?] tinkerbelle stuff. well fairies mainly, but i
[Have a best friend?] yes i do...her name is Sarah. i love her. so does my husband. lol. we were gonna be truck drivers together. i miss her....

[Close friends?] sure.
[Like your handwriting?] eh..
[Care about looks] well, yeah, i don't like ugly people.
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] paul boyd in the fifth grade. i started late.
[First kiss] uh, yeah, i remember him.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] most definetly
[Do you believe in "the one?"] his name is travis gray
[Are you a tease?] pashaw...
[Too shy to make the first move?] not anymore
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yeah.....
[Bitch/Asshole] you bet
[sarcastic] can be
[Angel] eh...
[Devil] not really
[Shy] no way
[Talkative] babble babble babble, i need to control that.

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I'd like to meet:

hmm, this is a toughie. everyone wants to meet jesus, so that's outta the picture. same with ghandi. and mother teresa. and the pope. most movie stars are in fact average people with a butt load of money, so nope. the majority of rock stars are druggies and don't bathe so no. (and yuck.) hmm hmm hmm. i would like to meet me in 25 years. then again, no i don't, because half of the fun of being alive is the uncertainty of tomorrow. ok so scratch that. who would i like to meet? i am probably taking this question way too seriously-the typical answer is probably something along the lines of "a boy 6 ft blond hair" or " girls girls girls"...under those circumstances, i am good. under the original circumstances i thought of, i would like to meet bettie page. she could give me some pointers. either her or snow white. hey, i gotta keep my options open, right?

Music:

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Movies:

omg, there are so many. i don't feel like putting them all down on this thing. just like the music, too many to type for such weak little fingers. um, in no particualr order: edward scissorhands, the wizard of oz, the girl next door, resevoir dogs, all 3 in the american pie series, the crow, american history x, apocalypse now, mr and mrs smith, full metal jacket, dogma, chasing amy, clerks, jay and silent bob strike back, mallrats (did i forget any mr kevin smith?), my blue heaven, cruel intentions, drop dead fred, empire records, jawbeaker, dead man on campus, and jailbait

Heroes:

my husband is my hero. in fact, he is my super hero. i cannot even begin to explain why....he just is. and not only because he is a soldier; that too, but he saved me from myself a long time ago. i owe so much to him. he is my everything. he is a "high speed individual" (as he puts it) and has excelled in all that he has done. he not only protects me during the day from the creepy old men, but he protects us all from the bad guys while we sleep. that is why he is my very own super hero.I got my layout here

My Blog

i like to move it move it

yeah, it is another one of 'those'  blogs. i can't help myself; they are too funny. okay, maybe just to me. ...
Posted by ...mariah... on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

ain't it the truth?

i found these (somewhere) and liked them so much that i added my special touch and ta-dah! not everyone will fully appreciate this, but i know i few that will. enjoy. Things all of us Military Wives g...
Posted by ...mariah... on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

since no one likes to be poor

i'm not sure if you've noticed or not, but in my "about me" section, i have a few buttons for some money-making/ prize-winning sites. i have been checking out quite a few and those are the easiest and...
Posted by ...mariah... on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST

shake it like a salt shaker

i saw this in a bulletin from one of the layout sites on my friends list. i needed the pick-me-up, so yeah. enjoy! ...
Posted by ...mariah... on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:01:00 PST

secret santa

i'm confused... who left me candy canes?? i really want to know.
Posted by ...mariah... on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

my very own tree.

i made it as close to my own as i could get it. there are even three little stockings. trent gets the blue one. lol. leave me gifts, and wrap them up pretty. okay, thanks. Get Your Own! | More Flash T...
Posted by ...mariah... on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:37:00 PST

hehe, you don't say.

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Posted by ...mariah... on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST

how 'bout this? hmmm.

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Posted by ...mariah... on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

boys don't read this one unless you want to hear about my vagina.

okay, i went to the doctor's today and yeah, the baby is coming soon. i am only at 38 weeks, but i am measuring small now-- 36 wks in fact-- because the baby is so far down in my pelvic area. that is ...
Posted by ...mariah... on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST

i used to hate tag, but this one requires no running.

ok, so it finally happened... someone tagged me! i am glad; waiting was starting to get me down. i guess i discourage easily on matters like this. anyways, back to the point--> six things about me:1. ...
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