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Shirlene

Better to win by admitting my sin, than to lose with a halo.

About Me

I hate everybody. Especially you.
Things that will make me not friend you:
1. If I don't know you. If we've never spoken, why would I want to be your friend?
2. If you have too many people on your friends list. It seems pointless to me to add people just for the sake of adding them.
3. If you suck. Which you probably do.
4. No, I don't want to friend your band. Unless, of course, I know one of the band members.
There, are we all clear now?
Now, despite my cheery message, there are some strange people out there, still trying to friend me. So I guess I should put something about myself:
I'm tired. All the time. Ever.
I finally moved back to San Jose. I forgot I was allergic to everything here. Honestly, do you people really need to drive everywhere?
I'm a horrible person who ignores my friends. I'm mean to everybody. Actually, I'm a lot meaner to you if I do like you. I'm annoying. You'll hate me, I promise.
Also my Kitty of Doom shall protect me from all those losers out there trying to friend me, so beware!
adopt your own virtual pet!
...the ball on the string is also full of doom. Doom! HOT Myspace Layouts

My Interests

amateur photography, angel fandom, annoying people, atheists, baking, black lace, boots, bottled water, buffy fandom, cheese, chocolate, clocks, del mar high school, downtown santa cruz, fan fiction, gambit, harry/draco, harry potter fandom, hot topic employees, jhonen vasquez, junk food, kicking ass, knitting, leather, mac, midnight movies, money, musicals, reading, san jose, santa cruz, santa cruz high school, sarcasm, shiny objects, shoes, slash, sondheim, squee, sweeny todd, theatre, thrift stores, tv, your mom

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom. :-P

Mostly I use MySpace as a way to keep in touch with people I know, and to reconnect with people I used to know.

However, if you're a tall, attractive drummer with blue eyes and a harley, then, you know, hi. ;-)

J/k. I love you John! They'd at least have to be a RICH, tall, attractive blue eyed drummer with a Harley.

Or, you know, just rich. ;-)

Music:

60's music, anything 80's, billy idol, blondie, bouncing souls, culture club, david bowie, depeche mode, generation x, godsmack, me first and the gimmie gimmies, musicals, rob zombie, the smiths, tiger army

Movies:

10th Kingdom, amelie, back to the future trilogy, bad horror movies, beaches, boondock saints, buffy the vampire slayer, but i'm a cheerleader, cecil b. demented, dead alive, death to smoochy, disney movies, donnie darko, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, evil dead trilogy, evita, fight club, ghost world, gone with the wind, harry potter: poa, hook, kevin smith movies, kill bill 1 & 2, lord of the rings trilogy, lost boys, memoirs of a geisha, monty python & the holy grail, moulin rouge, nightmare before christmas, pirates of the caribbean, return of the living dead, rocky horror picture show, shaun of the dead, silence of the lambs trilogy, suicide club, the birdcage, the goonies, the labyrinth, to wong foo, trainspotting, wizard of oz, young frankenstein

Television:

30 minute meals, addams family, adult swim, american dad, angel, anime, btvs, buffy, cartoon network, cartoons, family guy, firefly, food network, futurama, gilligans island, hercules, heroes, hgtv, how i met your mother, law & order: svu, my name is earl, news, passions, quantum leap, studio 60 on the sunset strip, that 70's show, the venture brothers, will & grace, xena

Books:

american gods, comics, dangerous angels, edgar allen poe, filler bunny, flowers in the attic, harry potter series, i feel sick, jk rowling, johnny the homicidal maniac, max brooks, memoirs of a geisha, neil gaiman, neverwhere, the lovely bones, the casteel family saga, the stand, vc andrews, world war z

Heroes:

Maria Eva Duarte de Peron

My Blog

Is there a cure for emo?

...so, um apparently I like a My Chemical Romance song. Actually two of them. The ones they constantly play on the radio. ...I still haven't gotten tired of them.I feel as though I've been infected wi...
Posted by Shirlene on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:34:00 PST

So bored!

I'm so bored today!Which is stupid, because there's a million things I suppose I could be doing. Like showering. Maybe watering my dying flowers. Maybe hitting the pool.But apparently this is incapaci...
Posted by Shirlene on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Ever feel like you're stuck in somebody elses body, and they sold you a lemon?

Blech. I cant seem to shake this depression. I don't know why, but I've been so sad this past week or so. I swear, if it's not one thing it's another.It's not like I'm sad about something. If I were, ...
Posted by Shirlene on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:16:00 PST

Chose my Daemon

Stolen from everybody, ever. But go do it or I'll cry because nobody loves me. And really, do you want my tears weighing on your conscience?...
Posted by Shirlene on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by Shirlene on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

myspace layout

So I gave in and grabbed a myspace layout. Are you all happy now?
Posted by Shirlene on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST

"Merry Christmas"

This is in response to those who believe we should say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."Now, at first it gave me a laugh. But then I came to realize how annoying it is for everybody to wi...
Posted by Shirlene on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST

Shout out to my highschool homies

Just warning you? If you ever went to one of the dances? Be afraid. Be very afraid....I found pictures. ::evil laugh::Now if only I could find that roll of film with all the guys in drag... And Kyle ...
Posted by Shirlene on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 06:23:00 PST

bleh

Why is it when I lived in Santa Cruz, it seemed like EVERYWHERE in San Jose was hiring? I hate looking for work.
Posted by Shirlene on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 09:28:00 PST

Tomorrow came

It always comes. It wasn't as bad as it could have been. It still was the worst day of my life. I still wish it never had to have happened. I still wish it had never happened to begin with...
Posted by Shirlene on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST