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MJay

I Support the Liberation of the Llama Nation.

About Me


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"One day you'll wake up and realize how much you care for her, and she'll be waking up next to the one who already knew."
It isn’t about structuring words to fit a haiku.
It’s about making the haiku fit the words.
Then there is flow.
And something majestic about the simplest of the inane.
The most inherent in the unexpected.
I feel overwhelmed.
Never satiated.
Although, I’m quite the bore in real life.
You are squeezing the very gravy out of my existence.
Right here right now you are getting the best of me.
The grease from the bacon...
The flour without the farming.
Anywhere else, I’m all skin and bones...
and hair and teeth
and cigarette breath
and flip flops
and dirty jeans
and dirtier t-shirts.
Marrow.
***READ THIS***MY UNBELIEVABLY INSPIRING STORY***
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*C.H.I.B.A.W*

~Courage~
~Honor~
~Intelligence~
~Beauty~
~Ambition~
~Wisdom~

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I support the liberation of the llama nation.

I'd like to meet:



I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU...
IF YOU HAVEN'T COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED THE TERM MORAL.

Joss Stone, Tanya Stevens, Pauly Shore, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dane Cook, Ashton Kutcher, Cheech and Chong, Al Pacino, Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, Hugh Hefner and the Girls Next Door...
I also think it would have been cool to meet Maya Angelou, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Kurt Cobain
---R.I.P MITCH HEDBERG---

Music:

I love all types of music.

Movies:

My 4 all-time faves are Scarface, Shawshank Redemption, A Time To Kill, and October Sky

Television:

FAMILY GUY IS THE BEST SHOW EVER CREATED!!!!!

Books:

Tuesdays With Morrie,
A Child Called It,
Warriors Don't Cry,
The Outsiders,
ANYTHING by Steven King...

Heroes:

MY GRANDMA IS MY NUMBER 1
Myself,
My Mother,
My sister,
My brother-in-law,

My Blog

Shit Happens.

I just don't understand how he could do this. To his family.... It all comes down to keeping the damn thing in your pants. YOU'RE MARRIED!!!! Doesn't thant mean anything anymore? And here I am... need...
Posted by MJay on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:24:00 PST

BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST.

The Bible has warned us that ’A man will come from the East that will be charismatic in nature and have proposed solutions for all our problems and his rhetoric will attract many supporters!&rsq...
Posted by MJay on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:13:00 PST

The Truth

  Well if wishes were horses, beggers would cry... I’d get passed my pride, you’d be back by our side.   I wouldnt be holding on to memories, I wouldnt nee...
Posted by MJay on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:42:00 PST

I’ll Never Forget...

And I'll never forget... Buttercups. The smell of the grass after my dad mowed. Pigtails. Skinned up elbows and knees. Bottle rocket wars. Grandma's bacon... (and her green beans) Camping. Grandpa in ...
Posted by MJay on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:34:00 PST

THE EVOLUTION OF THE WHORE

The Evolution of the Whore Have you ever been walking down a street in lets say, Las Vegas, and been propositioned by an incredibly attractive professional lady of the night? Ever been propositioned a...
Posted by MJay on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:18:00 PST

OUR GOVERNMENT... Nice....

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse7 have been arrested for fraud19 have been accu...
Posted by MJay on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

Clinton for President? REALLY PEOPLE?

Senator Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the AmericanIndian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almostan hour on her future plans for increasing every Native...
Posted by MJay on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:05:00 PST

Chaos... @.$%

My Take on Things....   ~The "March to Legalize Marijuana"... is a lost cause. It's not gonna happen. No matter how many petitions are signed, or how many picket the streets.... It's Pointless....
Posted by MJay on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:24:00 PST

THE SIMPLE LIFE

I read today that China has sent another rocket to the moon& but this one has an actual High Def lens on it& High Def! On a space ship& Get out of here& That's just insane to me. Technology& oh man& I...
Posted by MJay on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

MY STORY

"I Am Not Superman" (*a story EVERYone  should hear*)Mindy JohnsonMr. Como  "Why don't you slow down!" he screamed as I sped down the Interstate. "Why don't you shut up and let me drive?" ...
Posted by MJay on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:36:00 PST