Insomniac

i'm a rhyme fiend, spare time deadpan comedian, soccer enthusiast, crossword puzzle fan, sudoku solver, popem harvester (all seasons), night owl, game player (mostly card or board, but perhaps i can play one with cardboard in a pinch), creative writer (mostly without the writing), hooptie driving dreamer/junkyard supplier, basketball macgyver (i'm not sure what that means, maybe that i can't shoot, for those less familiar with macgyver, the guy would never use a gun)