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STATS
AGE 30
HEIGHT
5'10
WEIGHT
170
STATUS
Single
KIDS
Kyle Matthew - 9
EYES/HAIR
Blue/Light Brown
FRIENDS
1
Khalee Gyurik
2
Brad Kinsel
3
Snuffy Smith
4
Tiff Armstrong
5
Andy Chinn
6
Mandy Sparks
7
Pat Collins
8
Josh Masters
9
Amanda Collins
10
Sarah Plummer
11
Shawn Dyer
12
Jess Sparks
13
Matt Gum
14
Cass Armstrong
15
Chris Chinn
16
Melissa Marcum
17
Spud Applegate
18
Shannon Hord
19
Esther McKinney
20
Katelyn Cash
WHAT'S GOING ON?
THE ASK ME ABOUT MY AMY WINEHOUSE AFFLICTION EDITION
- 06/07/2007
So it's been awhile. Fifty-two days to be exact.
It's as if I climbed into a gigantic blender and manually pressed every button (from puree to chop to blend to start the hell over) and was poured out in strange, new world.
There's been a lot of changes since we last left you on April 16. I'm not going to go through them all, but I'm not complaining. All welcomed news here. Buh-lee dat.
The Top 5 Events That Have Occured Since I've Updated (April 16-June 6):
5. British Prime Minister Tony Blair annouces his resignation after ten years in office. How many of those years were stuck up Dubya's ah-noose (anus, to the non-Borat Crew)?
4. The first president of the Russian Federation, Boris Yeltsin, dies. Wasn't he like the Russian equivalent of Ted Kennedy? Without the dead women.
3. Comedian Charles Nelson Riley passes away at 76. How many people under the age of 21 even knows this "Match Game" staple? Sorry you missed out. Check out Game Show Network sometime.
2. ***CELEBRATION***Jerry Falwell says hi to Satan.***CELEBRATION*** Seriously, it's never fun when someone goes, but if there's ever a time when it may be fun.......it's Jerry's farewell. May you sleep easier, Tinky Winky.
1. The last taping of The Price is Right with Bob Barker as host takes place on June 6. I am at a lost of words right now. It's like my hands were chopped off and I was made to watch 48 straight hours of porn. It's going to be that bad for awhile. It will be pretty dusty in the Jarrells house next Wednesday for his last show. So long, Bob.
myspace.com/mattjarrells' Top 50 Movie Countdown
#24: Christmas Story
Sure, it's on every hour of the Christmas holiday. Yeah, I know I'll only be able to handle one, maybe two showings. Of course I'm 30-years-old and shouldn't dance and high-five myself when Ralphie gets his gun. But tell me any list that doesn't include the true story of Christmas?
What I loved: Um, let's see: "Fragile. Must be Italian."; the leg lamp; The F-dash-dash-dash word; the crummy Little Orphan Annie decoder pen; "meatloaf, beatloaf, I hate meatloaf."; Do I need to go on?
What I hated: Why did they give his one friend the name "Schwartz" when his other friend Flick's real last name WAS Schwartz? I've never been able to get the two friends' names apart. May the casting crew get shot in the eye with a b-b.
NOTE: I'll get #25-50 back on the site. I know it's killing you to not remember what the others were.
SONG THAT I CANT GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND WANT TO USE A POWER DRILL TO PENETRATE ITS TEMPLE:
"Grace Kelly" by Mika. Wow, if Queen hired him to lead their band, I swear you couldn't tell any difference between him and original lead singer, Freddie Mercury. Amazingly addictive song and voice.
FIVE SONGS THAT ARE OWNING MY SENSE OF SOUND
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"Mushaboom" - Feist
"Break" - The Cinematics
"Rehab REMIX" - Amy Winehouse f/Jay Z
"Golden Skans" - Klaxons
"Sea Legs" - The Shins
I'm done for now. We just needed something up here for now.
-Matt MY CURRENT PLAYLIST
2007 TEA ROOM DART LEAGUE THRU 2 WEEKS SCORE Snuffy Smith 180 Matt Jarrells 155 Brad Kinsel 41 Tiff Armstrong 7 Justin Hicks 7 2 Tied With 1
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