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michelle

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About Me

I am moody, messy, I get restless, and it's senseless. The most important thing you could possibly know about me is that 4 years after the fact, I still love "Since U Been Gone." I have at least one version of it on every cd I burn. My favorite version is the MTV VMA version when Kelly went all rocker, because I love to scream along to it. Especially when she screams "I EVEN FELL FOR THE STUPID LOVE SONG!" At least once a day I listen/sing along to it, and i will not be ashamed anymore! I am the girl I'd be making fun of if I saw me driving down 290 singing at the top of my lungs. whew, it felt great to get that off my chest. I like drinking occasionally, coloring my hair, staring at my pores in a magnifying mirror, a la charlotte, using my horn and/or bumper stickers to piss people off, gossiping, reading, watching endless hours of mtv "ironically," and lots of other secret things I cannot disclose. Oh, and I chew on my shirts while I despise people lacking self awareness. I also enjoy reading, riting, and rithmatic, self reflection to the point of driving myself crazy, buying tickets for concerts I never go to, staring at people but then looking away when I am caught, eating hardboiled eggs, shopping for anything except necessities, nurturing my friendships, and calling cingular to ask them to credit my bill.actually, i no longer piss people off with my bumper stickers, seeing as how unless i've got an angry stalker, they provoked a random act of violence; however, i do suppose if the act of violence was provoked, it was therefore not random, nor do i watch hours of mtv "ironically," as my anonymous free cable supplier has left the building.

My Interests

I like searching myspace for people I haven't talked to in years and reading their profiles.

I'd like to meet:

No one. I am a recluse, so if you don't already know me, you missed your chance. If I do know you but you don't use myspace, I hate you. oh wait...I want to meet kanye so I can say "you make me sick!" and spontaneously throw up on him.

Music:

I've given up on trying to like socially conscious music, seeing as how my last hope signed his soul to the devil, otherwise known as cognac. and the gap. wait...I love rhymefest. rhymefest now, rhymefest tomorrow, rhymefest FOREVER. Lupe is cool, too. He supports Hillary ("If you didn't know, she's from around the way too.")!

Movies:

I heart huckabees, clueless, spring forward, baby boy, two can play that game, and bowling for columbine (thanks, kmart!).

Television:

all I do is watch tv on dvd. house, bones, nip/tuck, one tree hill, er, many shows that are no longer with us: the oc, sex and the city, veronica mars, beverly hills 90210...basically, if it's on a dvd i will watch it. I recently started watching friday night lights because of a lack of dvds, and it's surprisingly ok. I can't forget my newest guilty pleasure, Chuck Bass. You know you love him too, xoxo, Gossip Girl

Books:

cunt - it made me start hating everything again. or at least made me want to pimp my gmail - [email protected]! i indulge in chicklit to pass the time on the shitter. oh yeah, and the "workbook exercises" in "it's called a breakup because it's broken," are awesome. they're especially fun to read aloud to your best friend while she laughs hysterically and tells you how witty you are.

Heroes:

eminem, for I find his fat butt perfect to rest my weary head, his misogyny contradictory, and his homophobia titillating. oh, and dan scott mayor of tree hill, rachel zoe, and umm...ja rule. i forgot why i have ja rule listed as a hero though. does anyone remember? OH! and 50 cent because the enemy of my enemy IS my friend (thanks lolo), and YTFANTPMBR, and last but not least, DICK CASABLANCAS! Although one Chuck Bass is slowly melting away the ice that is known as my heart since Dick Casablancas left Neptune and my television set, especially since I have dreams about Chuck and I smoking pot in my parents' garden.

My Blog

Go...go...go...go...go shortie

As it is the eve of my birthday, I've decided to blog (for the first time this year, and from my phone, no less, so don't judge). I did a lot of things today for me - I ran a 5k (in under 31 minutes...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 02 May 2008 09:52:00 PST

2007: The Year in Review

What a year. What a fucking year. What a god damn fucking good year. Sorry, but I don't know how else to put it. It's not as though I wake up every day saying "What a god damn fucking good year," but ...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:28:00 PST

this is why i can’t have the internets...

because I will post meaningless blogs every single day.  EVERY DAY.  In the grand tradition of the DuBois family, my sister and I each opened a gift this evening.  LoLo DuBois gave me a...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST

omg omg a survey!

1. Do you laugh at your own jokes?who doesn't?  they wouldn't be my own jokes if i didn't think they were funny...2. Who is your favorite character on The Office?never saw it.  stfu.3. Have ...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:48:00 PST

its beginning to smell a lot like CHRISTMAS.

Yesterday I realized I left my stencils at work, and I needed them to finish my Christmas gifts.  I figured, eh, what's two dollars?  So I got on the train and went back to Pearl to by more....
Posted by michelle on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 05:26:00 PST

Santa, can you hear me? I have been so good this year.

I don't know what's up with me and the holiday theme today.  Maybe because I'm staring out the window at Christmas lights everywhere?  I figured I should post a real blog, but then I realiz...
Posted by michelle on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

surveys give me a grandiose sense of self importance

1. Are you ready for 100 questions? like kel said...i'm sure we'll skip 55-70 or something2. Do you watch college football? i grew up near beaucoup professional sports teams, not oklahoma (yes nika, t...
Posted by michelle on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST

food and shopping, what its all about

uggggh.  I ate 5 hours ago and I am STILL full.  Thanks a lot, mom, for being such a good cook and forcing me to eat too much.  On the bright side, I ran the Turkey Trot this morning, ...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 05:19:00 PST

I wish I still had rollerSKATES, not blades.

  Last week, I was standing in my living/bedroom (henceforth I shall refer to it as my ledroom bivingroom) when it sounded as though someone was trying to get into my apartment. Luckily, I was ho...
Posted by michelle on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:36:00 PST

i wonder who read my blog today...

this is how my sister and i plan a vacation via aim me: its the weather booololo: we can do mexico or maybe turks & cacois or st. croixlolo: in janlolo: over weekendme: martin luther king jr?...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:04:00 PST