"Whatever, bitch won't holler back. I'm over it. Kinda." --Brandon Roos
"Wouldn't it be awesome if anyone I didn't like or you didn't like or any of my friends didn't like had to die or be sent to prision?--Vanessa Ramos
"What would Motley Crue do? They would get drunk and party with hookers not drive back to Davis." --Ashton Chevallier
"That's not depression that's eyeliner." --Michael Lesaca
"I like to think of myself as a benign tumor in a canerous society." --Jennie Spring
"Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right." --Stewie Griffin
"God, he's so hot I'd fuck him with my eyes open." --Krysten McKinley
"It looks like the only thing he'd be good at is pouring me free drinks." --Anna Hughes
"Life's cruelest irony is finally being able to afford all the candy at Seven Eleven and not wanting any." --Issac Pallone
"Great. I'm so sexually unthreatening that four chicks don't care if they get naked in front of me." --Phillip Stembridge
"Why would I get a MySpace: so everyone from high school can find out I became a pot-smoking stripper?" --Anonymous
"Bubbs, you've got the loosest lips west of the Mississippi." --Rich
"Well, I'm really glad that you don't want to rape me." --Karl Stritter
"Like every story I write--you can revise in the morning." --Emiline Hart
"I had a long con list and only one pro, but it trumped all the others--it will make Jennie happy." --Ting Ting Li
"That, my friend, is a one man band." --Zona Tran