Bitches.Breakdowns.Titty fuckin'.
Nobody, I don't like new people, I use myspace because I don't like cell phones.
Behemoth, Mastadon, The Red Chord, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Slayer, At the Drive In, Glassjaw, Glasscasket, Goatwhore, GWAR, Bane, Job for a Cowboy, etc etc.
Transformers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, American Beauty, Run Ronnie Run, Grandma's Boy, Green Street Hooligans, Orange County, Way of the Gun, Perfume, and Lucky Number Slevin are among my favorites.
Scrubs, Arrested Development, Frisky Dingo, Metalocolypse.
Dan Brown, Chuck Pahlaniuk, Weismann, Salvatore, Goodkind, Shakespeare, Iles and many more. For the record, Tolkien is by far the worst writer ever, hobbits are fucking retarded.
Barricade and John C.McGinley.