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Joe Strain

I hope you packed a suit, mate!

About Me

Yeah, so life is interesting...
I like to go biking every now and then. Also, eating is good, but I tend to opt for a good soda or juice instead. Music is great, and I like to sleep, though I usually stay up late. I dont really take naps as the days are too short, but I think it would be a good idea every now and then. I sometimes dont like long showers because I dont feel like standing up the whole time. I hate running, but it feels good to run every now and then. I tend to not study during school, though I know I should. I like to read info about stuff. I dont like to sit and watch a movie for two hours, though watching several episodes of a tv show is just fine. I dont like watching movies twice, unless its a really good movie. Im beginning to not like summer more and more as the years go by, but winter is still as awesome as its ever been. I think Halo 3 is amazing but people online are retards for the most part.
I am going to go to Palomar. Which is cool...
A.I.M. screen name is joemoemino

My Interests

All the fun stuff that everyone likes to do. Massive Halo LAN partys are always fun, but last time we did that it was my freaking sisters birthday. I once heard "$50 Life, $50 Knife." which makes me wonder cuz my Ka-Bar was only $50... Oh and paintballing is fun. Renting games for a week but keeping them for three and then letting your friends borrow them is always fun. Rubio's Vanilla Coke, it has like no carbonation, but tastes infinitely amazing. Monsters are pretty awesome, especially when you get a 24 pack. Mass Effect is like the best game evar.

I'd like to meet:

A few people... mainly Chuck Norris
And Jack Bauer cuz anyone who kills anybody with a single punch to the heart is the man.
And Master Chief because anyone who weighs 1,000 pounds and still looks good is the balls.

Music:

A-Ha , Assemblage 23, Blue Man Group, Breaking Benjamin, Bruderschaft, Covenant, De/Vision, E.S. Posthumus, Halo 2's Mjolnir mix , Iris, Information Society, Kyle Richards, Lights of Euphoria, Moby, Pride and Fall, Rob Dougan, VNV Nation, Wave in Head, and Wolfsheim.

Movies:

The ones movies about the one kid with the two friends who are at school, Equilibrium, Madagascar, Chicken Run, Wallace and Grommit, Total Recall, Terminator 1 & 2, Star Wars, the Lord of the Rings, Batman Be-freaking-gins, Ice Age, Jackie Chan movies, Chuck Norris movies, and Rambo and Rocky and such. Man on Fire, Boondock Saints, The Marine, The Prestige, Deja Vu was good too. Shooter and the Bourne Ultimatum are also pretty fan-freaking-tastic.

Television:

Twenty-Freaking-Four, Battlestar Galactica, Band of Brothers, Family Guy, Invader Zim... (dont watch TV at all pretty much)

Books:

Read a few Star Wars books before and they were good...

Heroes:

I'd have to say a few people, namely Jesus and Master Chief
Mostly Jesus

My Blog

Suplex!

Some ad for some magazine. ...
Posted by Joe Strain on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

wierd

since i went to beg at like 2:30 in the morning and woke up at 8:40, it feels late for some reason. but amazingly there is still like 12 hours left to do stuff.awesome, awesome
Posted by Joe Strain on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:51:00 PST

GRAW

"This game is all about killing Mexicans, seriously it's like all you do. And I guess that can be fun and all, but what happens when ALL the Mexicans are dead? Who will wash my car, and mow my lawn?"...
Posted by Joe Strain on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST

24

Mike: Sir, we have evidence that has been confirmed by every military and intelligence expert on the payroll.Palmer: Everyone except Jack Bauer.
Posted by Joe Strain on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

The Potato

Roses only last like a couple weeks and that's if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty so that's like saying "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearan...
Posted by Joe Strain on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:32:00 PST