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Ally's no.1...♥

Stupid worthless no good goddamn free loadin' son of a bitch retarded big mouth know it all asshole

About Me

My name is Elena, i'm not a pure breed. I regularly thank the sky for this fact. I go to Goldsmiths, i am in my first year doing Anthropology and Media. It's a bit hard. I love film, especially world cinema. I rate a good video shop by the size of there world cinema section. Misha would rate me as a loser for this fact. ha. (smoke my pole bitch). I long for the 80's and mini vans. I often reminisce about hiking through woods and jumping off water falls with my friends on school trips. I like reading books, anything will do... i live in New Cross in Loring Hall with fun people where we smoke way too much and drunkenly argue about topics such as: "is a line of MDMA worse for you than 6 pro plus in one night?".. i particularly enjoy the odd bit of kareoke in the nelson on a staurday night with my work friends- Jo, Efa,Elisse and others. i enjoy getting out of a bath, shower etc and just sitting in a towel, not moving, and letting my self dry with little effort. I've been with jack for five years. he regularly declines my offer of marriage...don't worry, i'm working on it. ♥ i hardly ever smile with my mouth closed so i always look deranged. ♥ I always have a song stuck in my head- doesn't everyone? MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

sandwich, anthropology, media ( i suppose), the french,the nelson, photography and that naughty thing you get up to in bed-reading.

I'd like to meet:

-"so beautiful it's indecent"

Music:

too long. but ironmaiden, steve vai, joe satriani, dream theater, The Prodigy,Jefferson Airplane, Beyonce, Black eye peas, Simple Minds, REM, Duran Duran, lionel Richie, Kim Wylde, Madness, pretty much anything 80's- NEW WAVE FTW!

Movies:

musicals brat pack most 80s shit python "high art" "secretary" "holy smoke" "along came polly" "clueless" "American Beauty" "The Dreamers" Luhrmann's stuff. most of almodovar's stuff all the good directors, although, all have made at least one shit film. human error, it's natural. too many films to think of. makes my head hurt.

Television:

GREEN WING. neighbours. have i got news for you. never mind the buzzcocks, shooting stars, scrubs!!! less than perfect...friends *obvoiously yawn yawn*, AbFab, Sex and the city...urm. university challenge- love seeing cambridge get whooped..., QI, yeah. shameless is also tres funny and cool.

Books:

toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long. The books im reading at the moment are all probably a bit too grown up for you bunch of morons.

Heroes:

any one who will take me away from london to some where exciting, beautiful and exotic for a long space of time.

My Blog

funny/discusting

SO. as most will know, for a couple of days now i have had serious back pain, all swollen, blah blah blah. anyway, hosptial got it WRONG and said my cocxyx (sp?) was inflamed...anywho, day before yest...
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:36:00 PST

valentines day

i love valentines day! Pure Poison Elixir and breakfast club soundtrack alll fooorrr meeee! and goings out! loveloveloveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jackykins xxx
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:26:00 PST

Sectretary wanted.

please say soeone watched "secretary" last night. probably a new favorite... yum.
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

xmas list

this is more to remind me that inform anyone: i want: Clarins Paris perfume. Breakfast club dvd Breakfast club soundtrack my posters framed money h&m or DP/topshop vouchers brat pack collection (B...
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST

xmas list

this is more to remind me that inform anyone: i want: Clarins Paris perfume. Breakfast club dvd Breakfast club soundtrack my posters framed money h&m or DP/topshop vouchers brat pack collection (B...
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:54:00 PST

bladder

i have a bladder infection. woopwoop. i hate being ill. this means no uni for me. :'(
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:04:00 PST

SMOKING KILLS

i'm giving up smoking. just to warn you all. i will be a moody fucking bitch whilst i go cold turkey, thats right, no chewing gum, no patches, no fake fags...just withdrawl. I feel like a life change ...
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 04:29:00 PST

why i'm a loner on myspace

you may be wondering why i look considerably less popular now on myspace, with a huge cut of "friends". This is because i cut MOST of the people, i.e. bands (fucking waste of time)i don't give a flyin...
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST

mother fucking weather

so. am a little pissed off with this weather...i'm fucking tired, and i can't sleep coz its so grimey. i have work tommorow....cunt. i'm bored of my pictures. need new ones. OH and my boilers broken, ...
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:42:00 PST

dirty holland people

OH MY GOD fact of the day, did you know, a group of peadophiles have formed a political party in holland? they want the age of consent brought down to 12, and kiddy porn to be allowed. HOW FUCKING GRI...
Posted by Ally's no.1...♥ on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST