Single, employed in the heady world of delicatessen administration, and mostly homeless. Apart from weekends where I dutifully towel-dry salad for my mother. A vicious cycle of chickens and eggs.However I do make a top class Victoria Sponge and can work unbelievable magic with Shake 'n' Vac. Skills you simply cannot buy.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Desperate employers, any oil magnate-ess on the brink of age-related death and Dolly Parton. And Katy Perry so I could stamp on her foot really, really hard.
