Rule 22 Help an old lady across the street.. |
I've recently moved on to a busy street into a house with seven gables and a nice front porch. I have become accustomed to taking my morning smoke on that very same porch, and have come into the...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 07:54:00 GMT |
I Miss the 80s |
After a decade of Reagan and his minions, everybody in America was broke and pissed..
So an entire generation said FUCK IT.. We don't care anymore, we're not gonna protest anymore. We're gonna s...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:31:00 GMT |
Who the Fuck are You? a poem |
Who the fuck are you?I'll smoke it if I wanna soWho the fuck are you?
I pass you on the street andyou wave like you know me?Who the fuck are you?You hold the door and smileyour fake ass smile?Who the ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 22:50:00 GMT |
FAG-HAG WANTED..APPLY WITHIN |
EXPERIENCE IS PREFFERED BUT NOT REQUIRED. ON-SITE TRAINING IS AVAILABLE TO THOSE WHO QUALIFY.. A Fag-Hag is merely a pretty girl who hangs out with a Homo.. Generally they give each other ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:22:00 GMT |
I'm more WHITETRASH than you are... |
So yeah I spent my day putting all my krap in public storage while blasting Sting on the pickup's stereo.. Then i went to a backyard party at my cousin's house.. drank beer from a keg in a red plastic...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 19:51:00 GMT |
To my cousin.... |
Thank you Sloppy Ho.. You really are the one person in this whole fucked up world I can talk to about anything.. Plus.. I know you got my back in a fight. More than family.. you are a friend.&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 24 May 2006 22:39:00 GMT |
Things that scare the Be-Jeezus out of me |
Dentists
Boogers and nose hairs.. mine and yours
Things that crawl on the ocean floor
Spiders
Mornin' Wood when I'm sleeping on someone elses couch
Lightning
Pooping in public places
Gas station emplo...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 19:17:00 GMT |
Coloring outside the lines |
So yeah I chilled with my 2 year old cuzzin all day... We played matchbox crash-up derby.. Choo-Choo trains.. Messed around with some tonka trucks in the dirt out back.. Even colored for a little whil...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 13:20:00 GMT |
Intoxicating Inebriation |
Dave Odel's Famous Chocolate Chip Cookies and Mushroom Tea .. `Nuff Said ...... RIP Randy Jeff and Kieth.. April First 1996
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 14:18:00 GMT |
The coolest things ever |
50 dollar flipflops
Free beer
Joints on the beach
Retarded people who crash weddings (Mike D actually walked in and sat down in the middle of Grazi's wedding)
My friends who love me anyway
My new couc...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:00:00 GMT |
