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Chezboz [TH]

i'm not vegetarian because i love animals... i'm vegetarian because i hate plants!

About Me

Easily exciteable with an incredibly short attention span, I'm like a small child on christmas morning... but everyday of my life!
I'll let my mates paint the picture:
Alla: “a goon… a turd… a pleb” // Ben: “random as fuck” // Billy: “the jam on my toast” // Charlie: “a cutie pie” // Emma: “the apple of my eye” // Gemma: “my bestest neighbourino” // Helen: “in TOMMY land” // Isobel: “little miss piss (on)” // Jay: “easy to lose” // Joe: “a t’emo! (tiny emo)” // Karina: “a supercalafragalisticexpealidousous!! Mate” // Katie: “too random and waaaaaaa!” // Kirstin: “a tiny hurricane of randomness and fun” // Lucy: “HASHA!” // Mark: “a urine soaked princess!” // Martin: “a huge homo” // Matt (Magon): “a unifying inculpating lubber” // Matthew: “a class little lass” // Mike: “a smelly lobster” // Natty: “my favourite twin… fellow vodka lover… BACKPACK MOSHER!!!” // Paul: “a speaker-head-phone-man-frost-eel” // Rebecca: “special… VERY special…” // Ryan: "smelly pooey deathnote fan" // Sara: “mad as a hatter” // Simon: “cherylicious… is not a pilot” // Sped: “a little psycho anti-hardcore dancing minx”


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My Interests

i like: playing dress up, watching cartoons, dancing like a loon, tea and toast in the RPM, splashing puddles (at people), singing songs that arent real songs [kidz rule]

i don't like: rudeness, lies, meat, other people's bodily fluids being on or near me... oh yeah and hurt my friends, i hurt you.

I'd like to meet:

Yay for these people:

Music:

At the moment I would let you tie me up, drizzle me in honey and tickle me with a feather as long as any of the following bands are playing... Alexisonfire // As I Lay Dying // Atreyu // Basement Jaxx // Biffy Clyro // Billy Talent // The Blackout // The Bled // Bleeding Through // Blood Brothers // Bring Me The Horizon // Chiodos // Dead Poetic // The Distillers // Emanuel // Engerica // Enter Shikari // Escape The Fate // Every Time I Die // The Fall Of Troy // Finch // From Autumn To Ashes // Gallows // Hadouken! // Haste The Day // He Is Legend // Hellogoodbye // Hondo Maclean // HORSE The Band // Iwasacubscout // It Dies Today // Pendulum // Penknifelovelife // Prodigy // Protest The Hero // Rammstein // Saosin // Say Anything // Scary Kids Scaring Kids // Still Remains // Test Icicles // Underoath // Vanna // Versus The Mirror // 5ive! (lol)

Movies:

Finally got round to listing some films, no chick flicks for me ta but i do enjoy the following: 300 // Akira // Battle Royale // Darby O’Gill and The Little People // Dark Crystal // Death Note One and Two (though the anime tops the movie) // Donnie Darko // Fight Club // I’m A Cyborg But That’s Okay (watch this film!) // Kill Bill // Labyrinth (obviously) // Little Miss Sunshine // Pan’s Labyrinth // Poultrygeist – Night of the Chicken Dead // Pulp Fiction // Requiem for a Dream // Seven // Sin City // Spirited Away, Howl’s Moving Castle (and most Studio Ghibli stuff) // Teeth (not even so much for the film, but the look on our lad mates' faces when watching it!) // Pretty much EVERY Marvel film ever made // also I LOVE proper low budget home made horror films – ANY!

Heroes:


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My Blog

Me and Isobels trip to Man-Chest-Hair!

So&   A day in Manchester eh? Forgot my camera but it was so funny I felt it needed documenting in the form of a blog (oooooh! Ahhhh!). Here’s an essay for you&   Started w...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

THE WACKY ADVENTURES OF...

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Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

RIP :"(

This blog is dedicated to the loving memory of Phat, the larger half of our family pet duo who sadly passed away over the christmas period Fin is so lonely he swims all day with no purpose left to l...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:42:00 PST

a blog for HELEN!!!

this weeked went to sheffield to see a lady as kerrazy as me: HELEN!!! top ten quote/funny things of the weekend: 1. "I HAVE TWO DICKS, TWO DICKS, AND A VAGINAAAAAA!!!" 2. drunkenly running up the...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:56:00 PST

the gig was so good it deserved a blog...

wot can i say? tonight. was. AMAZING!!! protest the hero oooof! AS I LAY DYING! i adnt seen em live b4 - soooo glad i hav now! i was so so so impressed with em live-  poss better than some of...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 03:48:00 PST

fishy fish fish = 1 fish, 2 fush!

we have family pets... goldfish - 2 little fush! lol saved them from the travellin life of the fair n brought them into a loving home hehe took them to hte pub 1st like, but hey! they r the equivile...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:00:00 PST

siberia mishaps... again

oh. my. fucking. god. jus got in from siberia and i am fuckin freezin! me n steffie decided to go bak to mine to stop over but to my dismay i had forgotten my keys! we were locked out! alas, i though,...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:01:00 PST

FOR STEF...

BEER STEIN THE SNAPPING TURTLE DERMATOLOGIST SAYS... "RASH!!!" <img src="http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/sexydarby/RASH.j pg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 03:07:00 PST

attention all drummers!!!

EXIT SALLY NEEDS YOU!! we're seeking a much needed drummer for our band - requirements are: *live in the bury area*own a drum kit*have been playing for at least a year (or about a year)*be available o...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i send my gratitude to...

...everyone who made my weekend the funniest one ever!! Okay, lets start on friday night.. Me and Steffie 'try' to make our way to the Academy to see the amazingness that is Funeral for a Friend ...
Posted by Chezboz [TH] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST