I'll let my mates paint the picture:
Alla: “a goon… a turd… a pleb†// Ben: “random as fuck†// Billy: “the jam on my toast†// Charlie: “a cutie pie†// Emma: “the apple of my eye†// Gemma: “my bestest neighbourino†// Helen: “in TOMMY land†// Isobel: “little miss piss (on)†// Jay: “easy to lose†// Joe: “a t’emo! (tiny emo)†// Karina: “a supercalafragalisticexpealidousous!! Mate†// Katie: “too random and waaaaaaa!†// Kirstin: “a tiny hurricane of randomness and fun†// Lucy: “HASHA!†// Mark: “a urine soaked princess!†// Martin: “a huge homo†// Matt (Magon): “a unifying inculpating lubber†// Matthew: “a class little lass†// Mike: “a smelly lobster†// Natty: “my favourite twin… fellow vodka lover… BACKPACK MOSHER!!!†// Paul: “a speaker-head-phone-man-frost-eel†// Rebecca: “special… VERY special…†// Ryan: "smelly pooey deathnote fan" // Sara: “mad as a hatter†// Simon: “cherylicious… is not a pilot†// Sped: “a little psycho anti-hardcore dancing minxâ€
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