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the timeless art of seduction

your lips move but i can't hear what you're saying

About Me

My name is Joel, I'm unemployed and I live with my mother, I'm Victoria Hi. I hate flakes so much! How hard is it to pick up a damn phone and call me if you want to cancel our plans. I also hate fake people, people who change, people who lie, poeple who are sneaky, people who talk about you behind your back (guess I hate a lot of people) and I've learned you really can't trust anyone no matter who they are. My best qualities are probably my humor, sarcasm and assholeness. I'm pretty opininated and enjoy discussing sports, music and movies. I love to drink but I probably do it too much. I think "straight edge" is one of trendiest and stupidest things I've ever heard of. Probably next to being a vegetarian or vegan for that matter. We are designed to eat meat! That's for some other time though. I love punk, rock, metal all those types of genres theres too many now adays. Look at my favorite bands for a better idea. I don't really write blogs or poetry it's just not me and doesn't vent any anger or make me feel better if I'm depressed. If I'm in a shitty mood I'll just start designing something while listening to music. Drinking always helps too :/ I love my family and friends and put them ahead of everything. I couldn't care less what people say or think about me.
I love watching sports...football, baseball, hockey and college basketball are my favorites. I go to a few Chargers games a year. Chargers, Padres, Kings and UConn basketball are my sports life. Anyways thats enough I guess...if you want to know more ask away. Oh and ProfHarryBlock is my AIM SN so hit me up.

My Interests

sports, music, pringles, kittens, womens, beer, web design, dr. pepper, the sound hondas make when they go in reverse, sleep (my favorite thing of all time), pool, poker, beautiful girls at bars who are all over me when i didn't even talk to them in the first place or act interested at all

I'd like to meet:

You! and Keira Knightley once she answers my proposal.

Music:

There's so many to name but here are a few for an idea. Alice In Chains, Anti-Flag, Millencolin, 40 Below Summer, Pink Floyd, Pantera, Thrice, From Autumn to Ashes, Pennywise, Metallica, Deftones, System of a Down, NOFX, Rage, Lamb of God, Atreyu, Killswitch, AFI, Bad Religion, Alexisonfire, Slipknot, As I Lay Dying, Trivium, Clapton, Ozzy are among my favorites. There's probably 100 more but I'll skip them for time constraints. I have about 30GB of music.
Here's some stuff I've been listening to a lot lately.

Movies:

Seven, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, The Shining, Shawshank Redemption, V for Vendetta, Dumb and Dumber, American History X, Big Lewbowski, Taxi Driver to name a few. Horror is probably my favorite genre. I'm aslo an adult film conecour.

Television:

Entourage, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Heroes, The Office, Dexter, Aqua Teen, Full House, Saved by the Bell

Heroes:

My friends and family, love em all.

My Blog

my thoughts with help from slipknot

She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame.All the torment and the painLeaked through and covered meI'd do anything to have her to myselfJust to have her for myselfNow I don't know wha...
Posted by son fof dad on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

pics of my accident

The following are the pictures of my accident I had this past weekend. I'm not posting them to brag because that's just stupid. I am showing them because I shouldn't be here right now. If I did that c...
Posted by son fof dad on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:21:00 PST

we will be rich

i've known this forever but it really hit home tonight (prolly the wine) me and gary are the smartest, funniest and most talented people we know, with good reason. just look at us in 5 years and you'...
Posted by son fof dad on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 05:02:00 PST

short stories with tragic endings

Here you stand seething with guilt. Silence only justifies this act of cowardice. The look stapled on your face cries out for forgiveness, The one thing that I cannot give. Did you ever see that one ...
Posted by son fof dad on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:59:00 PST

i ate fucking shit

so me gary and his girl summer all went out to thousand oaks for a party to meet jill and her people. we get there around 9:30 and it was one of the better partys ive ever been too, great music, free ...
Posted by son fof dad on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 12:17:00 PST

thanksgiving

Well I left for san diego at about 7:30 thanksgiving morning from LA. stopped at the gas station right by my house and my credit card or atm would not go through. thats ok I have a little over a quart...
Posted by son fof dad on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 06:50:00 PST

cute little story

the following is a true story that happened late saturday evening nov. 12th. i've copied my friend andrews account of it because i don't remember. hopefully you laugh if not don't read my blogs anymor...
Posted by son fof dad on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:51:00 PST

bored so heres some crap about me

1. FIRST NAME Joel 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE Tom Cruise in Risky Business...seriously 3. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No 4. WHICH FINGER IS YOUR FAVORITE ? My middle talks the most shit ...
Posted by son fof dad on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:47:00 PST

Pad Squad

Well it looks as if my beloved Padres are done for. Going into this no one gave them a chance and why should they. They have the worst regular season record of any playoff team ever I believe. Let's t...
Posted by son fof dad on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:32:00 PST

Broken

Been stuck on the outside since I can't remember when Got up just long enough for them to beat me down again They crawl inside my mind hoping there to find Ways to be fucking with my head They'll ...
Posted by son fof dad on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:02:00 PST