Suggestions Desperately Needed! |
In my first entry (shame on you if you dont start at the beginning!), I mentioned that I have a dollar sign shaved into my pubic hair. Well, its starting to get kind of shaggy and I'm trying to ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:55:00 GMT |
My Host Family |
When I was in high school, I was an exchange student in Taiwan. I stayed with the Kahn (pronounced "can") family.
Dad's name was Tinh Kahn.
Mom's name was Oyl Kahn.
My brothers and sisters were ...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 13:50:00 GMT |
Accident |
I had a dreadfully terrible accident today...
I didnt even see it coming...
I was hit by diarrhea.
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:34:00 GMT |
Stamps |
I prefer the peel and stick stamps that the post office has, but today I was in a real bind when I was sending out my bill for my mail order prescription of Viagra. I only had the kind of stamps...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:31:00 GMT |
I Love My Job! |
I work in customer service for the world's largest manufacturer of shoe tongues. I dont know if you've heard of the company? Its called Cunni-Lingus Corporation. They are part of the Craft...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:22:00 GMT |
Panty Lines Are Sexy... |
...but maybe anything would be sexy if you were me:
81 years old, one leg, a glass eye, peeing on therapists' furniture and in public sinks, shitting my pants in public, germ phobic and obsessive.
Tru...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 16:20:00 GMT |
Things I've Done To People Who Piss Me Off |
1. I sent a former boss issues of Penthouse at her work address. How embarrassing that the mailroom opens all incoming mail before they pass it on to the recipient.
2. I ripped the weave off a c...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:42:00 GMT |
Keep Rolaids Away From Children |
When I was 8 years old, I got a bitchin case of constipation. I had gotten into my father's jumbo pack of fruit flavored Rolaids and thinking they were candy, ate the entire pack (200 Rolaids in...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:32:00 GMT |
Shopping Lists |
Sometimes I dont know why I do the things I do. Over the past couple of months, I've picked up a disturbing habit whenever I go food shopping. I think I must have a pretty sick mind.
I mak...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:24:00 GMT |
Public Potty Phobia |
I have a very distressing disease called PPP: Public Potty Phobia. I absolutely, under no circumstances, can heed nature's call in a public toilet (I can, however, heed nature's call in&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 16:17:00 GMT |
