I am officially un-employed now!! Poor and no job, so if you want to give to the save mike charity, please click on the paypal logo ;) lol
Added 20/03/2007 - Current Total 11p!Nope I'm not joking this does donate to my Paypal account, you can choose how much you want to give, even a couple of pence would be nice to see =P xD
List of Donators! Added 22/03/2007 FIRST DONATION - Dave Thompson View Profile here. ----------Second Donation - The Cookie Monster =] View Profile here.
Anyway, I'm easy going and always up for a laugh so message me XD Mike --
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Visually addictive
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Ok, everyone seems to have these on there profile so I'll join in, the sheep that I am. xD
I like..
- Lets get this one done first, I like being a geek! xD
I like Mars
I stay up late
I like night
I enjoy the sun
I'm addicted to my PC
I'm addicated to anything that comes close to resembling an RPG.
My name is Irish
I type properly, blame the computing course and forums.
This doesn't mean I can spell or have and grasp of grammer! I sing badly and don't care
I dance worse and enjoy it
I play far too much pool
I play far too much table football
I like traffic cones and road signs
I'm always late, never on-time,
I like staying in bed all morning
I really like staying in bed all day
I drink cider, not beer/lager. - Blame the Irish name.
I will think of more and add them..
Name: Mike
Birthday: August 12th
Birthplace: St. Albans
Current Location: Bournemouth
Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Average?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: I didn't! XD
Your Weakness: Chocolate Milkshakes?
Your Fears: Dark places!
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be able to program... Well!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Er..Eyes?
Your Bedtime: Usually the Morning sometime!
Your Most Missed Memory: Hemel?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eh? Neither!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Eh? Neither!
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: I've been told too much? Fuck off! XD
Do you Sing: I can try?
Do you Shower Daily: Usually lol
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Going?
Do you want to get Married: Not sure?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never?
Do you think you are Attractive: You tell me?
Are you a Health Freak: No! lol.
Do you get along with your Parents: Which one? - Oh wait I don't get on with either!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only the lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Used too...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Too much!
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Mmm, Not really.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
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In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Me? Never... hehe
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I can remember.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't! lol.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Young?
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Colour: Hazel
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter.
Weight: Not Obese?
Best Clothing Style: Jeans... Nothing? lol
Number of Drugs I have taken: Dunno
Number of CDs I own: LOTS?
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0 Welcome To The Internet
No one here likes you.
We're going to offend, insult, abuse, and belittle the living hell out of you. And when you rail against us with "FUCK YOU YOU GEEK WIMP SKATER GOTH LOSER PUNK FAG BITCH!1!!", we smile to ourselves. We laugh at you because you don't get it. Then we turn up the heat, hoping to draw more entertainment from your irrational fuming.
We will judge you, and we will find you unworthy. It is a trial by fire, and we won't even think about turning down the flames until you finally understand.
Some of you are smart enough to realize that, when you go online, it's like entering a foreign country ... and you know better than to ignorantly fuck with the locals. You take the time to listen and think before speaking. You learn, and by learning are gladly welcomed.
For some of you, it takes a while, then one day it all dawns on you - you get it, and are welcomed into the fold.
Some of you give up, and we breathe a sigh of relief - we didn't want you here anyway. And some of you just never get it. The offensively clueless have a special place in our hearts - as objects of ridicule. We don't like you, but we do love you.
You will get mad. You will tell us to go to hell, and call us "nerds" and "geeks". Don't bother ... we already know exactly what we are. And, much like the way hardcore rap has co-opted the word "nigger", turning an insult around on itself to become a semiserious badge of honor, so have we done.
"How dare you! I used to beat the crap out of punks like you in high school/college!" You may have owned the playing field because you were an athlete. You may have owned the student council because you were more popular. You may have owned the hallways and sidewalks because you were big and intimidating. Well, welcome to our world.
Things like athleticism, popularity, and physical prowess mean nothing here. We place no value on them ... or what car you drive, the size of your bank account, what you do for a living or where you went to school.
Allow us to introduce you to the concept of a "meritocracy" - the closest thing to a form of self-government we have. In The United Meritocratic nation-states of the Internet, those who can do, rule. Those who wish to rule, learn. Everyone else watches from the stands.
You may posses everything in the off-line world. We don't care. You come to the Internet penniless, lacking the only thing of real value here: knowledge.
"Who cares? The Internet isn't real anyway!" This attitude is universally unacceptable. The Internet is real. Real people live behind those handles and screen names. Real machines allow it to exist. It's real enough to change government policy, real enough to feed the world's hungry, and even, for some of us, real enough to earn us a paycheck. Using your own definition, how "real" is your job? Your stock portfolio? Your political party? What is the meaning of "real", anyway?
Do I sound arrogant? Sure ... to you. Because you probably don't get it yet.
If you insist on staying, then, at the very least, follow this advice:
1) No one, ESPECIALLY YOU, will make any law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
2) Use your brain before ever putting fingers to keys.
3) Do you want a picture of you getting anally raped by Bill Clinton while you're performing oral sex on a cow saved to hundreds of thousands of people's hard drives? No? Then don't put your fucking picture on the Internet. We can, will, and probably already HAVE altered it in awful ways. Expect it to show up on an equally offensive website.
4) Realize that you are never, EVER going to get that, or any other, offensive web page taken down. Those of us who run those sites LIVE to piss off people like you. Those of us who don't run those sites sometimes visit them just to read the hatemail from fools like you.
5) Oh, you say you're going to a lawyer? Be prepared for us to giggle with girlish delight, and for your lawyer to laugh in your face after he explains current copyright and parody law.
6) The Web is not the Internet. Stop referring to it that way.
7) We have already received the e-mail you are about to forward to us. Shut up.
8) Don't reply to spam. You are not going to be "unsubscribed".
9) Don't ever use the term "cyberspace" (only William Gibson gets to say that, and even he hasn't really used it for two or three books now). Likewise, you prove yourself a marketing-hype victim if you ever use the term "surfing".
10) With one or two notable exceptions, chat rooms will not get you laid.
11) It's a hoax, not a virus warning.
12) The internet is made up of thousands of computers, all connected but owned by different people. Learn how to use *your* computer before attempting to connect it to someone else's.
13) The first person who offers to help you is really just trying to fuck with you for entertainment. So is the second. And the third. And me.
14) Never insult someone who's been active in any group longer than you have. You may as well paint a damn target on your back.
15) Never get comfortable and arrogant behind your supposed mask of anonymity. Don't be surprised when your name, address, and home phone number get thrown back in your smug face. Hell, some of us will snail-mail you a printed satellite photograph of your house to drive the point home. Realize that you are powerless if this happens ... it's all public information, and information is our stock and trade.
16) No one thinks you are as cool as you think you are.
17) You aren't going to win any argument that you start.
18) If you're on AOL, don't worry about anything I've said here. You're already a fucking laughing stock, and there's no hope for you.
19) If you can't take a joke, immediately sell your computer to someone who can. RIGHT NOW.
Pissed off? It's the TRUTH, not these words, that hurts your feelings. Don't ever even pretend like I've gone & hurt them.
We don't like you. We don't want you here. We never will. Save us all the trouble and go away.
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.
While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a graet sense of humor and wit.
You're always dimplomatic and able to give good advice.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are a Realist
You don't see the glass as half empty or half full. You see what's exactly in the glass.
You never try to make a bad situation seem better than it is...
But you also never sabotage any good things you have going on.
You are brutally honest in your assessments of situations - and this always seems to help you cope. Are You An Optimist or Pessimist?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You are the Ancient Dragon
Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.
Dragon.......................................100%
Demon.........................................67%
WereWolf......................................50%
Faerie...........................................50%
Mermaid......................................25%
Angel...........................................17%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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