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Liam

What happens when you're three sheets to the wind on a sailboat that's three sheets to the wind?

About Me

I don't want to die. There are still too many things I don't own.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I warned ya. Didn't I warn ya. That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!

Music:

Weezer, Guster, Acoustic Junction, Yellowcard, Bowling for Soup, Off by One, Mest, Jimmy Buffett

Movies:

The Real Old Testament, Amores Perros, Kung Fu Hustle, The Departed, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Killing Fields, City of God, He Died with a Felafel in His Hand, Adaptation, Syriana, The Bicycle Thief, 8 1/2, The Motorcycle Diaries, Leaving Las Vegas, Stranger than Fiction, 21 Grams, Little Miss Sunshine, Employee of the Month, The Breakup, Swimming Pool, Sylvia, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Out Cold

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Scrubs, The Red Green Show. Favorite Quotes: " It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up." "They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them."

Books:

Last books I've read:Life of Pi, For One More Day, Talk to the Hand, Herbal Essence White Nectarine & Pink Coral Flower Volumizing Shampoo, Peace Like a River, Father Joe, Ireland

Heroes:

Last call...the saddest music I know.

My Blog

Blast from the past

Stupid Quotes "Are we wearing hats or not?" asked Parker"Yes." said George"George, you're being very confusing, are we wearing hats or not?" said Parker"Parker, Sunday nights has never been hats. All ...
Posted by Liam on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 07:28:00 PST

Today's meals

Today I ate: Breakfast- Three bagels, two with cream cheese Two cups of coffee Lunch- Pork Burrito, twenty-three drops of Tobasco Four sips of water Dinner- Nine chicken wings Six pints of beer .....
Posted by Liam on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

I like...

when I pee and it doesn't change the color of the water
Posted by Liam on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:25:00 PST

What if...

I'm not annoyed at the fact that I have to sit here and delete the friend requests from some girl named Mackenzie, Melanie or Sophia and it turns out to be some link to free iPods and porn. I'm not e...
Posted by Liam on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:53:00 PST

Archived 'About Me'

I'm a man of few words. I suppose if I hyphenated I could be a man of one word, but that would just be silly. Then again, by explaining myself here, I'm completely contradicting my initial claim, wh...
Posted by Liam on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:40:00 PST

Somthing I hate

I hate it when I run out of Coke to mix with my rum, and I have to resort to Gatorade, milk, water, or instant gravy mix.
Posted by Liam on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 02:22:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by Liam on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:43:00 PST